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Best way to hide a body
| Cut body parts into little pieces then bury them.Also you can bury a dog,cat or bird on top of it.You can eat it if you like
| Dump the body in a river.
Make sure to drain the body of blood first, then wrap it in lots o sheets with duct tape. Make it air tight.
Or you vould dump it into a barrel or vat of acid and put the sludge down the drain.
| Burn it
Simple
| Buried in a forest I'd say
| Feed it to the pigs.
You have to be a pig farmer for that to work though.
| >>61521
Oh and btw why is burning it a bad idea? Fire might attract unwanted attention or something?
| >>61532 yep fire and the smell would be a dead giveaway im sure any dog would find the smell quite odd so your fucked there already and even if you didnt know hoe to grill all least youll know that you shoudnt burn the meat so itll be a sign of smoke for the popo so fuckedX2.
maybe it will work if you burn a house with the victim trapped in it but he might survive or the fire department may actually do their job for once and fuck you over also there way to tell if it was accidental
| Eat it
| Its lots of work honestly unless you surrounding has a temporary place like construction site
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| You know for science