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the cheesiest but most helpful saying you know

| "Taking steps is easy, standing still is hard."


| "Golo glo go gog go golog go, glo golog glog glo."


| You know what happens when you assume things... you make an ass out of u and me...


| Fun things are fun.


| >>611610 "people die when they are killed" energy


| You can force sex, but you can never force desire.


| >>611627 "You die once, but you live everyday."


| >>611629 "I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day that I live!"


| If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.


| Sex never pay, organs do.


| "It's okay, only you know you didn't do your best."
>teddy cast crash


| Sieg Heil
i know it's repeated so many times and almost became mainstream to say fuck off, but when you're in the actual midst of it, it's the most epic thing to shout, especially given the context of it
>ionic negro downs


| >>611891
i have sex with organs
my organs are thicc, they're squirming for your cock
mush-mush


| >>612070 I thought it was bones before?


| >>612109
organ squealer


| >>612070 sToP


| >>612129
are you getting rectally tickled?

i bet it's my left kidney! arousing, isn't it?
you can't hide your lust from me!
>whiff lured showy


| >>612132
I like you :)


| >>612138
let's have a good heavy session of endoscopic enjoyment, all that's left to do after our mutual declaration of unbearable love


| >>612139
No :)

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