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Tell me a normal story
| My captcha had the word booby lol
| Ok, so a bear is just walking about when he notices a burning car. He gets inside and burns. The end.
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| Dear diary, today OP was not a faggot.
To be continued.
| Einst lebte ein Mann in Peru
Dem träumte, er aß seinen Schuh
Er erwachte voll Schreck!
und der Schuh-
er war weg!
Und der Schnürsenkel gleich mit dazu.
| I'm gonna make some cowfee.
Now.
| There's the story of the girl, sje opens the door to her house and goes to sleep. It's 3 am and she's got morning shift at 6:30. Phone dies before the alarm and she wakes up 4 pm. She's late af, but then she calls to explain and nope because it's actually Saturday and it's her day off. K bye thanks.
| Wake up and still alone
| Today I made my friends some coffee.
| she goes outside to see and man hand hook car door
| Once, a little chicken was walking.
Night fell, and it crushed the chicken.
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