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JOHN
| imagine thinking we post often enough to run this shit on dubs only
| Use the key on the tv
| What?
| Change name to Todd.
| Come on g/u/rls? Don't you remember these?
> I, Todd, turn on the television.
| Spawn a door
| >too bad, only administrators can spawn doors!
| I, Todd, shove the key in my urethra
| I don't wanna be Todd anymore...
| i slam my head against a nail in the wall
| I, Todd, have a cracked skull and a dream
| and also no penis dubs get
| John uses the tv on the key.
| >you can not use a tv on a key its too heavy for you!
on second thought yes you can its your dream after all
tv turns on because of impact but the key is now broken
some kind of news show is playing on screen
in real life you are lying on foor blood splashing from your cracked skull
a rather pathetic image
| I, Todd, attempt to silence the infernal machine of propaganda through further self-harm
| >you do some amount of serious self harm but tv does not respond to your demostrative protest
you do not feel your arms now
better not look
| do I have a john face?
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| Your name is John.
You are inside a room with no windows and doors.
With you is a key.
In front of you is an old tv.
dubs for actions.