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How to start a cult?
| Join Jehovah's witnesses and apply what you learn
| You have already failed Step 1, because you are asking for guidance. How should anyone adhere to your belief plague when you are here asking for handholding, even at startup? I suggest you trash your cult while you are still at your lowest. And follow those who have to make decisions for you, like me.
| Play VR chat and use small dumb-looking character
| Check out Cultist Simulator (currently should be on sale on Steam), should give you a couple of clues.
| there's a video exactly the name of that on the Utube. Go be educated, enjoy the pleasant sounds.
https://youtu.be/EBK5aKOr2Fw
| >>599827
Post your beliefs and the crazies will find you. Also, enjoy being on the FBI watchlist if you ask this on Google.
| Buy a webcam + mic and buy (or pirate) some video editing softwares.
Record yourself watching hype stuff, maybe some shounen anime, popular youtube video, or nintendo game trailers.
React to them, make it as stupid as possible. Maybe break your desk once in a while.
| Become gay, threaten to destroy the life of anyone who doesn't fuck you.
Cry "homophobia" a lot.
| I Already joining
| Collectively force a meme down several large communities' throats. Like the tacolivesmatter meme and this one:
DIARRHEA FOUNTAIN
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| I'm looking to expand on my beliefs and spread it around, I just don't know how to go about this.