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Quickest suicide?
| plant tree and wait untill it old enough to hang your DIY nuclear reactor then make it explode somehow
| There is this one Dizzy the Egg game where the starting screen water to your right and you can GTA Vice City your way into it and die in like 2 or 3 seconds.
| Grabbing the RPG as soon as the round starts and shooting directly beneath you twice should do the job.
| Did you ever try living? I heard nobody escaped death by using this, AND it's pretty quick. I mean, what are 80 years compared to 14000000000? It's nothing.
| Build a guillotine and enjoy. You'd rather build it well if you don't want to die slowly and painfully
| Pls don't :(
| I almost died drinking flea shampoo once.
| 300ug LSD or intravenous DMT will do. You'll experience death, but you won't die. When you come back you won't be afraid of dying and therefore will be able to live and enjoy life for what it is.
| Only losers want to die
True winners don't even get to the point of being born in this shitty world
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| Need help yall