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What to write on tinder?

| What do you ppl write when you get a match on tinder?
Like I get matches but ima 2 antisocial and idk what to write lmao


| >antisocial
>tinder
but why


| I just want 2 try things before I die n did nothing in my life. Sometimes you need to bite the bullet to learn and experience.


| theres really not moch of a option other than just talk to them like we talk to us.
ask them about themself and try to have a nice conversation, then if your feeling up to it, ask them if they want to meet up.
i have never used one of this things tho so take everything with a pinch of salt.
and above all else take care g/u/rl, dont trust people on internet that easily.


| Here's my award winning strategy op. I've been on dating apps on and off for a year and what I find most common, is that the girls on there are really pompous so they want something "quirky" so really just say something that sounds like the last line you want to open up with.
I open up with unprompted lines like "I want you to fuck my wife" "Found $2 in the bottom of a trashcan today!"
Think like the Eric Andre show


| I know it sounds like I'm shit posting but it's the only avenue left that hasn't been used a million times before. Puns, declarations of love, and horny messages are all too common


| boner


| >>59662
date me daddy


| Just be yourself and say you like dicks.


| writte about your self in a funny matter

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