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area 51 predictions
| I think some people will honestly show up for the meme, and then cry like little bitches when they are arrested for some federal shit
| A small group will show up, about half of those few will feel disheartened and give up, then the most enthusiastic of the weebs will give the infamous strawberry milk speech to convince the rest to stay but since that weeb is not Gintoki they will fail miserably and that's all.
I really hope they record the strawberry milk speech and put online
| I would love people to show up in huge amounts but far enough away it doesn't pose a threat, a band performs and on 5 years time it's a yearly festival that takes place near area 51. I would love that but let's be honest ain't no one gonna commit other than those who want to take a selfie and shortly after leave...
| Sorry, unfortunately the raid already happened. And it seems like you are part of the percentage of the populatiom that didn't raid with us. For the clear up, Area 51 contained some prototype time manipulation devices that some of us looted. Intrestingly enough, those who attended weren't affected by the time manipulation.
| Haven't everyone forgotten about it already?
| Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment!
| But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?
| i feel like at least 10-20 people will actually go, but only a few will continue and get shot or arrested
| post*diction
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| the only ppl who r gonna show up r probably gonna be those who live for virtual internet points
but what do i know?