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My bf asked me to insert a ds stylus down his urethra
| reminds me of that one greentext where a kid inserts a ds stylus into his urethra and his parents knocks the door and accidentally pushes it all the way in, ouch.
| Shouldn't this be on /d/?
But yeah, your BF is probably a psycho, I'd stab him before he got the chance to stab me first
And then dip doritos on his blood
Eat the blood dip
Blood dip is love
Blood dip is truth
| This is fine as long as he doesn't want anything in his ass.
| >>580694 https://greentexted.blogspot.com/2014/09/mario-kart-stylus-in-my-penis.html not really a greentext but still
| you guys always date the weirdos this is why i'm single
| Go back to /d/ you furracking degenerate.
| >>580779 let's stab the degenerate!
Dip doritos on their blood!
Eat the blood dip!
Let's do it!
Gloryntp the illuminachos!
| FUCKING HELL THAT HURTS
| DO IT
| shit, I never heard of that
just ask if he did sounding before or he'll just cum blood for a long time
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| and stomp on it??? wtf like im a gurl but that sounds PAINFUL