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Apology Video
| >eyes gazing to the side
I just want to say, you know, my side of things. Just so that you guys get a complete picture. I'm here to entertain, and like, none of this whole drama thing.
>abrupt cut just to move five inches
| I love sex.
| I.. Like.. Really really love it.... Sometimes you can get too ecxited about your hobbie, you know what i mean?
So... I hope you all understand that in that video i was...
| But now, I've got some big news for you g/u/rls.. So i've been registered as an [Ad will start in 0 seconds]
| ...as a member of the national volleyball team. And I just can't stop serving my balls to all of my teamates to hit in succession with all their might and sportsmanship. I believe everyone should have a chance to play a team sport no matter what colour or creed you are.
| and with that said you can clearly see that I am not a racist nor am I heterophobic.
| I am actually very supporting of both straight and white people, and I think they deserve better. But, yeah, like, ball sports are really fun, and it's... *5 seconds of awkward silence while forcing a single tear*... sorry guys... it's just... I was thinking about kids with cancer... and how they can't play ball.
>Weird cut and now suddenly the tears are covering their entire face and the water bottle next to them is empty.
| Like all they want is dribble ball! What's wrong saying that! You guys have been very.. VERY supportive. Like, I like that and like, it helps me with my goal. Which is like, entertain and help the people. But you know...
| ...like, not everyone is as supportive as you all.
>supportive comments pop on the screen
Some people somehow felt... offended that I make videos about, well... you know, special... people.
So I wanna make it clear why I visit and share my passion for balls with them...
| COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Ha! Gottem!
> awkward moment of silence and they're now looking very serious
This is not a joke! I'm serious about being sorry!
Stop expecting me to make everything funny all the time!
I'm sorry! Really sorry! But the pressure is real and I don't know what to do anymore!
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| sigh
Hey g/u/rls this is my 20th attempt at making this video
So umm.. I have to tell you g/u/rls something
So as you might have heard.. I.. [Ad will start playing in 2 seconds]
(This is a thread where we improvise. Let's we make an entire apology video with no end!)