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PET ME
| *Stare* ... did you earn it though ?
| *patpatpat!*
| >>559007
Hi, this is the loli sheriff. Headpats are reserved for lolis by law, so you will have to prove your loli status before being given the complimentary petting
| how am I supposed to pet you through the monitor?
| This generation's loli is spoiled. Back in my days we have to nuzzle and cuddle to be given headpats. No wonder the loli industry is failing.
| The loli sheriff is back, take down the loli market before they find out about loli trading!
| >>559033
>>559058
You are now under arrest for patting unlicensed lolis, please accompany me to the jail (sex dungeon)
>>559068
Loli trading? where? This must be the loli sheriff sheriff's doing!
| >>559047
I'm the loli departmental cheef and your license had been expired since the first of may, please put the gun down and hand me the badge
| *pats head*
| >>559146 the loli sheriff sheriff forgot to remove the keys from the jails door
>>559150
But you are not even the loli sheriff sheriff, I won't fall on your trap!
>>559159
Really? Now the mods disobey the headpatting rules? HAND OVER YOUR MOD LOGIN NOW
| I think the loli sheriff is jealous of OP... she wants some pats herself... she is a good loli after all...
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| Please I need headpats