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Hnnngguuuh... ~splurts~
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| > be me
> 30 yo male
> first date in 5 years
> shut up, going out with a cousin counts as a date
> barf on the girl
> she eats the vomit
> whatjusthappened.xmwhat
> she's actually an alien
> sexy human on alien action
> best date ever
> then she abducted me and removed my dick
> still best date ever, peeing standing up is overrated
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So what I've been doing wrong is that I didn't barf on my cousin? Thanks for the tips, g/u/rl!
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