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Dreams
| >they start beating up the living shit out of me for not studying
>tell them to fuck off
>a giant woman appears on the roof
>"YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PROGRAMMING"
>she cocks a huge ass shotgun that looks like it's from fortnite
>pray to jah
>"yung bratz" plays on the piano
>suddenly i'm wearing a boot with jets and i'm handling a big ass sword
>throw myself off the building and break my fall with the jet
>slice the tower with my sword causing it to collapse
| I had a dream my dad shot me in the chest. I was so happy until I realized I wasn't dying. some random girl came up and decapitated me but I was still alive. I was ina pretty bad mood for the rest of the day
| >the tower collapses
>everybody survived
>they starts to boo at me for failing to kill anyone
>the three brats are back to beating the living shit out of me
>tfw the three brats are stalking and beating me up for being useless
| my favorite was one I had back in high school in which I was on a skiing trip with two other teens, a boy and a girl. we had to sleep in a room with 2 twin beds and we pushed them up against each other so we had a double bed for the three of us. we were cuddling and about to bang, but I was in the middle and fell through the crack between the two beds.
I got cucked by my own dream!
| I had a dream where i fucked with aliens. They looked very human. One guy and a girl. I am not gay, but ok. The chik was hot though.
| >Was spooked in a dream
>horse skull on a long pole with canvas draped over the pole
>gives everything a black and white filter
>Been 3 days
>Still spooked
| Once when I was 5 I dreamt I was a garbage man. Or used to be, because one day I f'd up and my boss got angry at me and fired me. I felt terrible and started crying and then I woke up.
| I had a real weird dream when I was little, I was in a parking lot and ghost face from the scream movies was on a pirate ship I guess? He was chasing me and my dad locked me out of a building
| >>538562
i'm attracted to suicidal people
>>538726
someone hates you, look up nidstang
>>538746
perhaps a past life?
>>538714
okay that's kina hot. describe more pls. also need more stories
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| >be a sorcerer in a fantasy rpg setting.
>be assigned teammates who are flakey, conceited, underestimate my power, and act like I'm not worth paying attention to.
>flakey party gets left behind because they go off to do something and don't come back.
>new party borderline sociopathic.
>only loyal member gets left in a library because he has no way to contact the group.
>end up finding the chip of light from some mob boss after everyone else ditches.
Thanks guys, you really helped.
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| I love em! Feed me your dreams!
>be me
>in a weird place in a weird house
>three brats stalking me outside the house
>spend 6 hours trying to get rid of them
>tired of this shit
>punches one of the brats at the nose
>they never came back after that
>gets flashback
>be me but younger
>see a weird big ass tilted tower with a mushroom style
>its programming school
>enroll on it
>actually does nothing and spend all day playing piano on the roof
>three brats appears
to be continued