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/u/ Make Me a Princess
| Dick.
| Let birds sit on your hand. How will you do it - it's up to you, it worked for Disney princesses so it should work for you as well.
>>538114 hola Dick, yo soy Milk.
| Ok. I can't wait to exploit your child labor and enroll you in gruelling combat lessons my beautiful new daughter.
| Get kidnapped several times and saved by a plumber then the plumber gets kidnapped and you save him but people dont get entertained enough by you saving him so you go back to baing saved by him
| Head over to your local gloryhole to improve your dick milking skills.
| *gives you radical techy/cyberpunky sceptre to be cyberpunk princess*
| marry you to the prince of the rival chiefdom as a display of kindness!
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| It's like one of those Princess Maker games, except the girl is me instead
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