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Why are you gay?

| You are gay


| gay


| If you say "gay" a lot, it starts to sound real weird


| >>537518
That's called semantic satiation, Dorothy. I thought Jill have taught you that.


| Because I'm a gurl and I like gurls


| >>537534
makes me sad i'm not a girl


| >>537559 worry not, everyone's a gurl here.


| I wish I was a girl and like girls, does that mean I'm gay in my dreams?


| Why are you running?


| Because dick and ass are amazing, men are great, and sex with women is trash.


| >>537573 liar, everyone here is a gurl, guys are not allowed here


| >>537581
#WeThirstyLesbos


| >>537581 Sh-shut up! I'm a boy and umm I like.. peeing standing up, and uhh sporty things. And stuff.
>_<


| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


| >>537620 tomboy might still be a gurl.


| So i was dating this gurl on facebook and i never loved anyone at this point since i was like 14(that was in 2013), turns out my gurlfriend was actually a male-gurlfriend, so i think it's a pedo and my heart breaks, i immediately tick out in anger and then block him.


| Some weeks go by i start dating a gurl, before that i'd like to say a previous detail i forgot, even though i considered myself not gay i fucking loved yaoi for +1 year now, but when it came to real life it was a lot more complicated and i avoided talking about it.
So after some time with the gurl(irl) i realize i have 0 attraction for the female body, and i've got no time nor patience to endure the hardcore inferno of dating a gurl


| She cheated on me, i broke up with her, got alone for months, and then got back talking with my ex-boy-catfish-gurlfriend, and turns out he was really, actually a year younger than me and not a pedo, we became friends and he apologized, told me he was using facebook as a way to escape his reality and shit, months later, already 2014 we started dating again, now it's 2019, he's my fiancé, i love him with all my cells, i'm in college now and... thats how and y i'm gay.


| Wow, I was expecting people just shitposting for fun, not really confessing why they're gay... O.o


| Hehehehehehehe shitposting consists in posting something out of what people were expecting and have fun with their surprise, so basically i am shitposting at shitposters :3


| I'm sure having fun since i knew people would react like "wtf"
And by the way
GO OKAMURA !


| You really have to listen to cuevox holy shit i love him so much
And also shako-pani


| Becauae the other gurl fell in love with me and who am I to say no?


| recommend me gay music


| I'm not gay. I'm GAYmer


| >>537804
I'm a GAYmer, a GAYme developer (in the making), and actually half-gay. Get on my level, you scrub.


| >>c9e9b7 hehehehe


| >>2d522a pLasterbrain, Shako-Pani, Sockett Girl(Alice Lima), grainrain, Volvox, Rainbloom


| >>537728 YMCA


| >>537848 yes, but only in this version:
https://youtu.be/zTbjLOem2Qg


| >>537728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E280K2w9nfI


| Why are you assuming I'm gay? Clearly the only faggot here is you, OP.


| Big fat c/o/ck


| bc girls are pretty
(not me though)


| >>fc47d6 You're pretty in my eyes, g/u/rl.





So we gonna fuck?


| >>537808
Sounds scary


| >>aa8246 you look nice


| >>538148
I, uh, I don't think that should sound scary. What gives?


| It all started because i would self insert as the girl in hentai. I thought i might be trans but nahh. Then my friend showed me gay yiff and i fell in love.


| >>538803

Funny, I did that too-

Still straight, but with a gay edge.

We're calling it bisexual heteroromantic.

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