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Embarrassing things that happened to you
| Actually just today my mom walked in when I was playing a beatmap with some lovelive grils in bikinis as background. Kinda felt ashamed, too, and she had that half dissappointed half kinda-almost-smirking look that made it even worse for me
| Also I can barely see my id lul
| >playing osu publicly
There's your first problem lads
| accidentally flashed panties to the entire school
| >playing osu
there's the real problem
| speaking of lewd i once had this experience with my cousin who saw my trash anime folder containing hentai ouji and asked me if its hentai so i opened it to show him its not.
well, except for him its PRACTICALLY HENTAI AND I IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE WINDOW BUT HE GRABBED THE MOUSE SO I FLICKED HIS HAND AWAY AND HE JUST STARED AT MY FACE WHO IS STARING AT INFINITY TRYING TO AVOID EYE CONTACT AND HE JUST LEFT HIS DISGUSTING WEEB SHIT COUSin and walked out of the room.
| This was a while ago but:
>Went to the bathroom to take a shit
>Once I finished I went to sit down on my little sofa chair
>Once I sat down, I felt something on top of where I sat
>I reached my hand down to see what it was
>Saw a lot of brown
>I stand up
>I see the whole sofa seat is covered in brown
>It was all shit
>I had no idea what the fuck happened.
True story.
| ^what the fuck anon. clean up and wear your pants after you shit
| That's the thing, I did, I had no idea what the fuck happened
| I went out drinking with friends one night, but that day I suddenly got a chill during the day and felt super dizzy and tired, turns out I caught a bug, so anyways after the night, I'm super drunk we go home and I make it to bed after throwing up a bit and then... I shit my pants while asleep, full on diarrhea, just poured out. So yeah I limp to the toilet hungover and covered in shit while my friends are asleep in the lounge.
| more shit stories please. they make me feel nostalgic about rick and morty
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| My brother just walked down the stairs and saw me playing a beatmap in osu that use a kinda lewd picture of tomoko as background.
i wanna die