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Mom, I'm... I'm a g/u/rl
| What are you talking about, child? I'm not dissapointed, I'm so proud of you, but now you gotta go out in the dangerous world to bring balance between the burgs and angryburgs
I'm gonna miss you, but you're the only one, who can do it
It's your destiny to save the burg
| Prove it you are a g/u/ul by writing in different colour.
| in different colour
| Now you have to go defeat Giygas, take this bee
| I've been waiting my dear sweet daughter. Now we can copulate as I've wished for ever since your beautiful birthing day.
P.
| We've been waiting for the g/u/rl foretold in the prophecy! Now she is here! Go forth, and restore the b/u/rg equilibrium!
| >>535593
Okay, but can I have a sword or something first? Aren't you supposed to get a cool sword?
>>535801
A BEE I AM.... NOT
>>535892
B... But, that's... What would people think if they knew..? And I'm still so new to it and--
>>535976
If I pick the neutral equilibrium true ending path am I gonna have to fight YHVH?
| What the f/u/ck did yo/u/ j/u/st f/u/cking say abo/u/t me, yo/u/ little bitch? I’ll have yo/u/ know I grad/u/ated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in n/u/mero/u/s secret raids on Al-Q/u/aeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Yo/u/ are nothing to me b/u/t j/u/st another target...
| You don't need a sword, you can use the cuteness of your heart to make the enemies fall in love with you
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| I'm sorry, I know you're disappointed, nobody wants their child to be a g/u/rl, but.. It's the tr/u/th.
It's all just burgs and angryburgs now.