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The darkest humor
| You know the good thing about having sex with twenty one years old? There are twenty of them.
Question: What handless boy got for christmas?
Answer: Mittens. Just kidding, he still haven't unwrapped his present.
| Yo guys that is racist, racism is illegal and illegal thinks are black man's stuff
| black jews have to sit at the back of the oven
| Shiiieet
A polio-stricken nigga wanted to pimp his ride so he can be Fast & Furious: Polio Drift.
| I'm sorry but your guy's dark jokes are about as funny as my grandpa. And he's dead!
| >>535332
Yeah they're pretty weak and the English is appalling.
Here are some classics I'm sure you've all heard.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
>you role up her sleeve.
What's worse than finding 3 babies in a trash can?
>finding 1 baby in 3 trash cans.
How do you make a baby stop crawling around in circles?
>nail down the other hand.
Anyways, dark humour is alot like food.
>not everyone gets it.
| People are like snowflakes: it's hard to drive over them when they're piled up on the road.
| What's the hardest thing of seeing some dead babyes?
> My dick
| and now for a solution to the middle east crisis:
should the iraqi be converted to christianism? should they be converted to buddhism? or should they rather be converted to ash?
we all know the answer!
| Difference between a pizza and a jew?
>the pizza doesn't scream in the oven
| A jew walks into a pizzeria and says: "two familiars please!"
The employee responds: "in a seond, they're in the oven!"
| Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 70 stories in 9 seconds.
| To be honest I find those kind of "Question-Answer jokes" to not be funny, they I don't care, if they are dark or not, they just feel like a forced attempt at a joke, that everyone could have easily looked up online themselfs
Good jokes gotta be cleverly included in a normal conversation and something that's actually unique and not just taken from the internet
| >>500297 I see what you mean, I still think they are funny tho
Give us a example, jokes are still jokes
| guys wtf are you talking here about, thats fucking rasist. Black and men are equall
| Africa is proof that dark mode is not always better
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| Sup, gurls.
Sometimes during the conversation with your homies you just feel that special moment, when you need to tell the darkest joke you know. I've got two of them. Feel free to share yours, it's an anonymous board after all.
Careful, sensetive materials down there, viewer's discression is advised.