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Sleepover!!! (Girls only)

| Bring your pillows and jammies!! I've got like, a whole lotta popcorn and soda and some disney movies - and I even got an extra set of joycons so we can trade off doing Mario Kart!

And maybe we can talk about stuff too! Just girltalk, just get some stuff out there and bond, y'know?

Nobody's allowed to fall asleep until 2AM at the least!!


| hey bro so um, like, yeah I am a guy and like, what are you gonna do about it?


| what are these antiquated "guy" and "girl" terms doing on a message board for g/u/rls specifically?


| Who cares about pajamas. We're all going to be naked soon anyways.


| I'll wear a muffin pajama


| we can talk about boys though, right?


| Yay! Time to get my Pikachu onesie again!


| Can we order pizza


| >>532279
Okay, but no pineapple


| >>532298 But I like pineapple


| I also like pineapple


| How about we get a few pizzas. There's a lot of us. One pineapple pizza, one cheese pizza, and one none pizza with left beef.


| Fine, we just have to be careful not to get all greasy, especially if we're gonna give each other makeovers


| >>532225 f/u/ck off.


| Just make sure to keep the curtains [s]open[/s] closed.


| I'll braid your hair if you do mine!


| >>532406
Oh! Okay!!
>>532377
*casually shuts all the windowblinds and draws the curtains*


| >>532416
*whips out strap-on*


| >>532372
Why are you so angry friendo?


| *whips out strap-on aswell*

1v1 me


| BRRRAAAAAPPP


| Damn. This sleepover sucks


| >>532422 maybe this g/u/rl wanted to put Pikachu onesie too, I don't know.


| >>532518
I just found out about what this is and it looks 300% comfy


| >>532420
>>532480
Please, please, there's no reason to fight! There's plenty of me for both of you...!


| Am I too late to the party g/u/rls?


| is it ok if im not a boye or gril ?


| 18 naked g/u/rls having orgy in the showers of OP's sleepover


| >>532226
Ah, I see you are not yet versed in the true ways of superior skimpy pajamas, but we will fix that.


| >>532621
I hope they're careful in there, it could be a problem if someone slipped and hit their head!

>>532581
The slumber party is still happening, you're fine!



| rule 30; There are no girls on internet.


| >>532653
What a weird way to say 'there are no boys on the internet'.


| >>532682
You are making an example of rule 63.


| >>532685
You are making a bad example of someone who hasn't played VA-11 Hall-A. As a representative of this board, I implore you to play the game.


| Can i play mario kart while yall have an orgy or whatevs


| >>532796 I will play mario kart with you


| >>532796 only if you have the mandatory orgy with me afterwards


| >>532890
Why not do both at the same time?


| You can't fuck while playing Mario Kart, that's an unfair advantage!


| Does it give you an advantage in fucking or in mario kart?


| That's an idea two teams of two people compete in mariokart while their partner fucks them


| as a boy, i stay outside, on the little bench in the back yard. it is cold outside. the pond is starting to freeze up. my soul is growing colder as well. i'm trying hard to hold back tears as i pet a stray cat that seems as lost and alone as i am.


| >>533209
Wow, wow, wow no. Boys go inside, it gets tiring doing it with other girls. Help us out.


| >>533221
can i bring the cat? i'll call him Astrakhan.


| >>533221
How about you go outside to meet him, you slut.


| What the hell... STOP THAT STUPID KIRA MIKI SONG RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD


| >>533209 no boys you sl/u/t futa girls only


| >>533221 if you trully care abouy him, then bring the chainsaw and cut his dick off. THEN, you can bring him inside.


| If boys aren't allowed then why is there a boy dressed like a g/u/rl in the orgy?? I thought we had "penis inspection" at the entrance to pervent boys from getting inside. Something isn't right!


| >>533553 he's my little brother.
I need to take care of him today. We dressed him as a girl so he could stay.


| >>533577 FBI, open up!


| >>533553
>penis inspection
if you wanted to stare at my girldick so bad you could have just asked

Either way, boys aren't allowed! But they could always become girls, then it would be A-okay

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