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| Left home
| With a
| Big dildo
| in me
| all day
| and then
| Hitler appeared
| It's 1934...
| And people
| Are fucking
| Each other
| How wonderful
| it feels
| Being stuck
| in 1934...
| It's a
| Unblissful moment
| Full of
| bloody shit
| And guns
| that caused
| an astonishing
| Amount of
| Orphan lolis
| Hitler said:
| Eat dick
| So I
| sang PapaShark
| I wish
| that big
| loli cock
| Would penetrate
| My ear
| Anyways, birds
| let's go
| Commit defenestration
| just because
| I can
| Fuck chickens
| Hey, McFly!
| Catch this!
| "throws dildo"
| *Shoots Biff*
| *catches dildo*
| *throws Biff*
| *shoots dildo*
| *catches Biff*
| But who
| Will catch
| My boipussy?
| Then suddenly!
| Stalin orders:
| Stop the
| Birds from
| Anal cavity
| Crusaders responded;
| Stop the
| Gangbang, it's
| 9 in
| My eyeballs
| and then
| Hulk Hogan
| shuts down
| The Syrian
| Terrorist Orgy
| ,Oh, look!
| Churchills' ass
| Was so
| Disgustingly prolapsed
| That I
| Puked on
| His small
| Reflux condenser
| Which is
| Basically a
| Mechanical dick
| On fire
| And hard
| to swallow
| However I
| Jerry-rigged the
| Unbelievably enormous
| Slicone breasts
| Landed on
| it and
| Shit myself
| while hooking
| pesky survivors
| That was
| rush B
| On tree
| Aroused by
| A chicken
| Hey, McFly!
| Hey g/u/rl!
| Wanna bonner?
| No, but
| ur mom
| would do
| my ass
| at midnight
| with her
| Glad Valakas
| My ass
| is soft
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