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I've been waiting for you, commander.

| Can we start a family now?


| REPORT TO THE SHIP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. We'll bang, ok?


| the war is over, comeback 10 minutes later


| Show me de wei


| flashback to minecraft porn i found at age 14


| This is the commander we will soon be starting operation Valkyria


| >>fb9c88
FIND DAH QUEEN


| OHAYOU, back from logistics shikikan-sama!


| Did my COVAS system get uppity again? I swear, I have to do a hard restart of my ship every week.


| >>525458
we all know what you mean by *hard*
DO YOU FUCK ELECTRONICS MY DUDE


| >>525702 the motherboard or should i say the milfboard


| >>525458 The federation won't tolerate this


| >>525719
Feds don't have sway this far out. Need to get a conda and fit it with a nice passenger cabin, make it a damn house boat.


| >>525702 Dude who hasn't welded a flashlight to a spare disk drive and made it eject repeatedly?


| >>525881
>eject repeatedly
put a flashlight up your ass


| >>526012
Fleshlight. Christ.


| >>526393 wait why?


| Nobody will command my asshole


| >>526446 not with that attitude


| If pref sets up a donation page and gets extra, will she mail out flashlight dildos to a lucky few each month? *discord thinking emoji*


| >>526465
:thinking: is universally better than... that.


| >>526460
I don't have the qualifications to merit a slutty and determined approach to enticing a girl to command my asshole though


| >>526475
>LE THONK

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