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chocolate
| Yeah
| понимаю
| yeah i mean chocolate is just plant shit. i meant every living being has to shit somehow how do you know if plants don't shit. cocoa fruit might as well be shit that comes out of plants so you've been eating shit this whole time.
| This reminds me of that comic about a guy paying 25 dollars for a bag of shit and then eating it
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| when i eat chocolate and brush my teeth, i look at the cavings of my teeth, chocolate incrusted between them and filling the little holes everywhere, and then i think how gross it'd be if it really was just shit, and idk, it's gross, you know, to have shit all over your mouth, stuck everywhere. dark brown, sticky shit mixed with brown saliva. kind of gross tbh