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We have done this before and we can do it again
| A time
| Loli police
| Broke into
| My porn
| stash and
| Whipped up
| My pinga
| Then she
| Kissed me
| over the
| jail bars
| woah this
| is gay
| But wait
| THERE'S MORE!
| Rubber sexdolls
| leaked ketchup
| Only $19.95!
| BUT WAIT
| centipede girls
| are delicious
| Something will
| defeat us
| Over the
| next few
| Full moons
| just to
| Kill chickens
| and go
| spreading their
| fat, sloppy
| little somethings
| awaiting your
| good ol'
| Big steamy
| rub - get
| stop it
| seriously, stop
| But why
| I said
| "yamete oniichan"
| Then he
| gave me
| Chocolate muffins
| Filled with
| Sour cum
| ...I Slurped
| And I
| called bromatology
| And camed
| Two gallons
| W
while he
| Camed more
| In my
| chicken gravy
| turning it
| into wine.
| Delicious wine
| So delicious
| That even
| John Cena
| Died for
| your sins
| and he
| will obliterate
| all of
| the wombats
| With a
| nice boat
| From America.
| Suddenly, a
| Metal Gear
| and Nanomachines
| appear, son
| but then
| That Ninja?!
| decided to
| Suck in
| My nanomachines
| And eat
| My boipussy
| With some
| Fidget spinners
| and then
| He came.
| The end.
| But wait
| There's more
| "Nyaa~"
| you forgot
| one word
| Carry on
| fuck off
| The dog
| Barked at
| Your mom
| 's ass
| who is
| centipede girl
| My lover...
| Kira yoshikage
| (Kosaku Kawajiri)
| *stomps centipede*
| centipede bite
| The dust!
| It explodes
| ...Everyone dies.
| *Time loops*
| Once upon
| a toime
| I was
| sleeping in
| My sisters
| And then
| she came
| a lot
| but sounded
| Like farts
| of a
| Charango
| TWO WORDS
| Useless bitch
| i can't
| Say two
| "Two", said
| by the
| Norwegian Swede.
| John Cena
| Once again
| He ended
| The universe.
| With his
| warm hugs
| The end
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| Two words story thread bitchez
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