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Lucid Dreaming

| i just had one randomly today, too bad that they are all about fucking random shit but eh this one's different
>be me
>checks my phone
>opens danger/u/
>notices there's ads and Danger/u/ Gold subscription
>opens discord
>some dude says !dread and bot pings everyone over 5000+ times in a second
>gets dmed
>"show cat pls" and then a emote of a chink blob drinking beer
>opens clover (4chin app)
>boards were renamed to subreddits
>look at a gif


| >big ass fat woman opens her naked ass wide and starts twerking
>"Ahh so that's how you show cat (joy emoji"
>realizes that i can control the dream
>*clap* *clap*
>suddenly, i'm in a wagon
>"Hey you, you're finally awake. You were caught trying to cross that border, right?"
>oh no
>i cant do anything
turns out todd was the one in control


| i have not seen success with attempts to lucid dream :(


| >>519269
Wake Back To Bed


| As I begin to take control, I always wake up :(


| >>519229
>>519233
sounds more like a lucid nightmare.


| >*clap* *clap*
>suddenly, i'm in a wagon
>look left
>look back at me
>now i'm a horse
>drink old spice today
>*little jingle*


| >>519233 goddamn Todd rereleasing Skyrim for dreams now. What will he think of next?


| ill start trying again. wish me luck.


| I found reality-checking much more useful than wbtb but it takes a while before I got effects. It's been a long time since I've had any, though.


| >>519806
how long did it take you?
i tried those for about 2 months with 0 results.


| >>519897 about a month. it helped to find people that showed up in my dreams often, and do it around them.


| >>215cd1
Todd you've done it again


| >>520251
fug. i dont have IRL friends to reality check with. thats why i need lucid dreams.

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