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Help with murder
| He already made things easier by setting the meeting place at the desolate playground just a kilometer from the house. A quiet, isolated place where nobody comes, except for drunkards.
Already researched enough shit for a clean murder, as well as how to cover it.
| Now's the time folks, to either try persuading me to not commit murder or help a guy out and give some advice to take a life. All my friends are good for nothings NPCs, repeating "No murder, murder bad", no shit, so is badmouthing somebody of factors they can't change, I don't see them chewing the other guy out. Both pieces of advice, and persuasions are appreciated.
| Buy crossbow in different town
Kill him with arrow, durn crossbow
| You gonna get your ass kicked mate.
| Shut up bitch and go back to work
- Your Boss
| You know, as the joke goes, don't come to a gunfight with a knife. You'll probably need something ranged, though you can be detected afterwards in case you use a gun. Another thing is that he might come with a backup, give that a thought. As possible strategy, you may hide nearby and assassinate him from behind. Every method is good if you wanna win
| Oh, and don't forget to post some proofs here afterwards
| Good luck have fun OP
| Post the specific time, place, victim and murder weapon here. Pretty please?
Signed
>Not an FBI agent
| Find his car and wait until he returns and has his guard down
Hire a hitman
Anyway I don't think some badmouthing is worth years in prison or possible death.
Are you gonna make him suffer before he dies or are you gonna make it quick?
| one day i whooped my co worker in the parking Lot, idk if hese dead but prolly he is disable now
Just do it OP
| Why can't you fucking retards on this board talk about anything interesting? Why is always some dumb shit like this? Don't kill your friend, kill yourself.
| Be friendly, apologize, and give him some food that you made and added powdered cherry pits into. Then, take all of the evidence and go home. Arsenic is good!
| Do you know, what happens with OPs of such threads?
| It's like every reply was written by a 12 year old.
| Lel OP u did it or not?
Dont be a pussy, whack dis guy
| It's obvious that the other guy want him dead too, why invite him in an isolated place to "clear things out" otherwise?
| Ok so now we can all assume that op is dead.
| >>518783 Because this site is swarmed by teenagers and chuunis.
I don't think most matured people cared coming back after the spammer.
| >>518970 Well, duh! This board and the game it was based on is heavily influenced by Japanese otaku culture.
And chuuni is a perfect word to describe a lot of people here going by what kind of threads they've been making lately.
| Don't kill people you dingus
If you don't like him, don't see him. It's that easy
| op is dead guys
| >>e35caf
Using japanese slang is really weeby behaviour though...
It's perfectly fine if there's no native word for it like chuuni, but putting random Japanese words into your sentences for no other reason than it being japanese is weeaboo as fuck.
| Hey g/u/rls. Remember that one time a spooky g/u/rl posted about murdering their friend's friend at a park somewhere, and then died? Good times. Good times.
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| I've had it. Going to murder someone tonight. Got in an argument with a friend's friend who made fun of my family's bad circumstances too many goddamn times. I've snapped at him and he requested me to meet him, 1 on 1. Said he wanted to clear things out. Nothing to clear out buddy, you talk shit get hit, easy as that.