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Stories told at New Years Parites
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| >be my dad's friend 25 years ago
>been drinking
>look outside the window
>see an iguana
>run to roommate
>"holy shit there's a dinosaur on the building"
>ask roommate for rope to catch iguana
>he says he's got some ethernet cable
>tie it around my waist and hang out the window to grab iguana
>iguana bro aquired