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| >>lets start at the beginning one last time
>>for the last 22 years i was pretty sure that i was the one and only spider man
>>you see i saved the city
>>fell in love
>>saved the city some more maybe too much
>>then like 15 years pass blah blah blah
>>i buried aunt may
>>my wife and i... split up
>>but i handled it like a champ!
>>flash forward
>>in my apartment
>>doin push ups, doin ab crunches
>>gettin strong
>>when this weird thing happened
>>and i gotta say weird things happen
| what
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| suddenly, Nothing in /u/ is relevant to me anymore... yeah post some totally real redtext here i guess im bored and horny
hey faptcha stop discarding my fucking post