Post number #516646, ID: 7544e8
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>be me >23rd of December >invited at party by my friends to celebrate all together so we can spend the 24th and the 25th with our families >nice, cute and thicc grill I like is there too >start drinking a lot to improve social skills and hit on her >"omfg I'm gonna fuck everything up tonight" >manage to talk to nearly everyone at the party about a lot of stuff, like politics or relationships >everything goes smooth, way smoother than it could have gone if I was sober
Post number #516647, ID: 7544e8
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>mfw people in my group of friends started considering me as the "cool, experienced guy"
/u/ why am I such a fuck-up and I need alcohol to be liked by people?
Post number #516660, ID: 59ff2f
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Alcohol pays Jill's taxes. You want her to pay her taxes.
Post number #516664, ID: c4ecdd
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record yourself when youre drunk and copy that drunk man in the vid
Post number #516667, ID: 16dfcb
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>>516664 This is genius
Post number #516743, ID: 7544e8
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>>516664 Pure genius
Post number #516749, ID: bc95dc
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>>516664 Fucken +1 my dude
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| >be me
>23rd of December
>invited at party by my friends to celebrate all together so we can spend the 24th and the 25th with our families
>nice, cute and thicc grill I like is there too
>start drinking a lot to improve social skills and hit on her
>"omfg I'm gonna fuck everything up tonight"
>manage to talk to nearly everyone at the party about a lot of stuff, like politics or relationships
>everything goes smooth, way smoother than it could have gone if I was sober