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Pre-Christmas Eve Party Misadventures

| >be me
>23rd of December
>invited at party by my friends to celebrate all together so we can spend the 24th and the 25th with our families
>nice, cute and thicc grill I like is there too
>start drinking a lot to improve social skills and hit on her
>"omfg I'm gonna fuck everything up tonight"
>manage to talk to nearly everyone at the party about a lot of stuff, like politics or relationships
>everything goes smooth, way smoother than it could have gone if I was sober


| >mfw people in my group of friends started considering me as the "cool, experienced guy"

/u/ why am I such a fuck-up and I need alcohol to be liked by people?


| Alcohol pays Jill's taxes. You want her to pay her taxes.


| record yourself when youre drunk and copy that drunk man in the vid


| >>516664
This is genius


| >>516664
Pure genius


| >>516664 Fucken +1 my dude

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