Thread 516092 on danger/u/ Loading...

| Please say yes.

| you are as real as you believe yourself to be. i hope thats real enough for you!

| no, you're a g/u/rl

| No, you're just fantasy.

| Define "girl".

| You must be real, but a girl? Who knows

| You are a computer. This is a Turing test.

| let me see your P00000OOOO000UUUUU$$YY

| Anyone and everyone here will always be a g/u/rl

| >>516519
Define "real"

| born a male, die a male
it's just fucking science bro

| >>516270 Define "I"

| >>516142
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

| Of course you're a real girl
The only real gender is female

| >>770c41
Damn true, g/u/rl

| Define "Define"

| >>516284
What a fucking jew. He answered on a question with a question!

| >>516470 Define "jew"

| of course, OP!
you're the prettiest girl of 'em all!

| >>516499 *g/u/rl

| >>516537 i felt girl would've been more fitting, considering said girl and not g/u/rl

| >>516553 there are no girls on the internet only g/u/rls,no boys or any other gender either

| >>516559 there's definitely girls on the internet, no boys obviously though

| >>516564 no,no girls, only g/u/rls

| >>516564 >>516553 you can't argue with established culture g/u/rl

| No

| I wish you were real, and not just a fantasy ;D

| >>516306
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see

| >>516692
You're just a real girl, you need some sympathy,

| I don't think I have a solid answer

I'm scared and sad

Please make me feel like a real girl

| A

| B

| c

| D

| >>516775 don't worry kitten, you are a real girl, and a very very good one at that~ <3

| >>516887
I wish I could believe it, but there are so many things denying me and so many things wrong and and no one else sees it and it hurts...

| heh, how fitting that the anxiety lain banner came up when I entered this thread

| >>516897 those things denying you are wrong

| Don't be such a fucking dummy, of course you are.

| If you have a vigina then yes you are a girl if you don't have one then no you are a boy

| >>516961 do you mean virginia???

| >>517076
Maybe they mean virginity?

| >>517076 >>517132 how retarded are you people

| >>517133 sorry, i haven't retired yet

| Yes, you are

| Must be. That seems like a loaded question. And from my experience, only gals ask loaded questions.

| !! C A T G I R L F R I E N D W I T H A G /u/ R L D I C K !!

| >>517244
Being catgirl would be nice
But catgirls aren't real
Then again they say I'm not real either
So maybe catgirls are real too

| catgirls are adorable and so are you!~

| Fuck man I wish I could be a cute girl with cat ears and a tail

| just buy a premium set of attachable catears and tail and glue them to your skull and tailbone

| >>517365 well, you're already a cute girl, so all you need is some cute cat ears and a tail!~ <3

| >Ways I want to be like a cat:
-Cat ears and tail
-Gets lots of headpats and called a good girl
-Gets to wear a little collar~
-Cute!!!
>Ways I am actually like a cat:
-Lethargic and sleep at odd hours
-Picky eater
-Sheds hair too much
-Likely to die abandoned in a cardboard box in the rain in some back alley somewhere

I'm both a bad excuse for a girl AND a bad excuse for a cat...

| // >>516473

#define DEFINE

#include "gurl.h"

/*compilation gets faster as you define ( i wish it did... )*/
#define JEW_adjective
#define I_pronoun

/* not all types of gurls... */
#define GIRL 0b00000001
#define REAL 0b00000010

int main()
{
//>>ca665d i have good news
gurl_t ca665d = gurl_build( GIRL | REAL );

gurl_makeCute(ca665d);

//you're now a cute girl and real

return gurl_getState();
}

| kinda forgot something...

| Someone fix this in the next commit plz

| Hey dont worry
Everyone see you as and know that you are a real g/u/rl khmm... girl