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Ok g/u/rls, how should I kill myself?
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| I don't think there's danger/u/ in afterlife
| Kill yourself by living a happy live.
| Kill yourself by living. Nothing's worse than the real world
| I'd say move to America and start in highschool
| If you really want to, at least don't be an asshole.
| Stop going for bitch strats and instead just slit your throat if you really want to die
>coke klan union
| >>515801 make sure to empty your bladder and bowels fully before dying so you can leave a presentable corpse. Maybe put on some makeup, short skirt, unbutton the top few buttons, you know, in case anyone wants to necro your body now that you're not using it anymore...
| >>515817 hm, dunno if head on the train tracks is a bitch strat... that would take some serious tits. Slitting your own throat is probably a lot more difficult than you make it seem. Also very messy.
| Inhale motor-gas g/u/rl.
That's how my mother did it.
| Guess what. The world is fucked. You're probably too. I am too. Everything's just shit.
But you know what is even worse? Making this hell even crappier for people who care about you. So, you say there aren't people who care about you? Bullshit. There is always one. Even if it's just the burgerflipper in your favourite bar. Killing yourself is the most selfish thing ever. What about the guys who have to drag your corpse out of your house? You WILL harm someone with it. I promise.
| So stop talking nonsense in the interwebs, get a job, start doing sports, start cooking, start living. Start talking to fucking people. Make this world a better place, even if just for yourself.
| >>515821 CO carbon monoxide. Your red blood cells like it way more than oxygen, so they start carrying CO around instead of O... very effective.
| >>515828
im not op but the selfish meme doesnt work.
>>515830
employment, job, cooking/eating good, exercise, talking to people, none of that really did anything for me at least. didnt make me feel any better. maybe ops already been doing all that too.
| You get help. Check your suicide prevention centers, call them. They're good people they'll help you out.
| You know, you have do die in battle to get to (VA-11 Hall-A). Preferably by a battle axe but sword is ok
| You shoukd try to play the popular rusian rulete. You'll get a lot of money or just a fast a happy dead... Nah it's not happy, is a fast dead thought.
| >>516106 Russian roulet with 6 bullets!!
If the gun jams its a sign from god!! (or whatever deity you believe in)
| You want to die before N1RV Ann-A releases? What's wrong g/u/rl?
| >>516119 Now, Fernando and Christopher have to release new games every year in order to extend our lives.
| overdose on heroin. doesn't get any comfier than that
| My dick has been said to be a killer do you can try that? :3
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| I was thunking about putting my head on the train tracks. If you know any better way, please, do tell.