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Sleep deprivation
| Why does she wake you up at 5?
| the answer is simple - you need to fuck your sister so she WANTS to stay in bed (with you)
| ^no, OP should wait for her knocking/yelling at 5 am. Drag her inside and fuck her violently to the point that she won't get near your room again. Make sure she's not into it, though.
| ^ no, ACTUALLY you should do quite the opposite, tell her about your feelings, that you truly love her and want to stay with her forever, supporting her in every way possible.
then you both fuck, but do it gentle so she likes it really much. In the end, she will never wake you up at 5 am, because she will be sleeping near you after fucking for the whole night, unconsious from achieving near nirvanna
| Bunch of disgusting incestfags.
| ^c'mon now, don't insult your parents
| ^B-but I thought you like the low blow! Please shame me more :3
| Start drinking
| Well this went off the rails...
| What time do you sleep OP?
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| getting lack of sleep really fucks me up. fuck this. i can't sleep again once i wake up because of insomnia and the worst part is my sister keeps waking me up at 5 am and i can't tell her to fuck off because muh sensitive.
well fuck you sis. i work best at night. fuck morning people and their impossible standard.