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best story you've heard from anon
| Traps aren't gay
| Minimum wage guy was good
| Anon told me to jack off my (now ded) dooge.
| traps are gay
| How is devouring a trap's penis and watching his face melt in to a mess of pleasure even remotely gay?
| Some dude tried to do some shibari shit with his gf. So they went to a sushi place and afterwards got home and he started tying her. Just when he was done she realized she needs to take a shit real bad, and there is not time to intie her. So he carries her on his shoulder and takes to the bathroom. But she starts shitting all over the place while[1/2]
| [2/2]he is carrying her and he gets Iraq flashbags and spins with her as she shits as if he was a soldier with an rpg firing off explosive freedom and ends up "liberating" all over his cat, getting trails of poop all over the place and also slipping on the "freedom" and getting Lady Libery's shitted ass on his face.
There is gotta be one anon that is really into that literal shit.
| boner
| what the fuck
| wtf indeed
| Cousin lover's story was real good.
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