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| whats an easy way to kill yourself without too much pain

i live with someone so it would also have to be quick in case they call 911


| Whats the reason you want to kill your self?


| >>dc6c6c dont ask


| If you don't have an airplane handy, the quickest & cleanest way is probably a properly executed hanging, but that's predicated on the drop being abrupt enough & the scaffolding & noose being firm enough your neck breaks.

So if you're going to try, do it with another stool or something within legs' reach so you don't have to let yourself be slowly strangled if you botch it.

Overall though, I recommend having a couple conversations about it with a psychologist first.


| >>e252f1 thanks, and psychologists don't do shit


| Hanging isn't clean at all.

Moreover, killing yourself is ridiculously easy, so if you have to ask for help un doing it you don't deserve to do it. Just move your ass and get some help, or solve your problems by yourself.
If you don't care about your own life, at least care about others that will be highly bothered by your death. Don't be a dick and survive.


| >>59a8da my meds can do brain damage at worst and i heard that usually overdosing is painful. im too much of a pussy to stab myself or jump off of a building, and please tell me who would be bothered by my death

people who think that those who kill themselves are being dicks should just shut up, you're only making me feel worse


| >>464261
I'm just trying to make you react. It is stupid to attempt to kill yourself. It often fails, and if it does your situation will be even worse.
Moreover, even if everybody hated you (and it's never the case), your death would mean a dirty corpse, possibly half rotten, to get rid of.

I know someone who wanted to die for... 6-7 years now. He didn't. And his situation kept on getting better, *except* when he attempted suicide. So just hold on.


| I always thought i could use one of those helium tanks but I'm too skeptical now because of all the assholes fearmongering about how absolutely no way is going to be reasonably painless and calm...


| >>464263 why should i care about leaving a rotten corpse, its not gonna be my problem lol


| >>59a8da
If you manage to achieve a good spinal fracture death is practically instantaneous. There's a reason hanging has been a favorite since ancient Greece.

>>ca16d4
If psychologists don't do anything it won't hurt to try & find a good one.

Do your own research before you jump. There're a number of things that go into it like distance & the type & position of the knot. Just don't do it spontaneously, or impulsively.


| >>464267
You said that you wouldn't bother anyone. But you just your corpse would bother many people.


| >>464268
And if you really want to die, don't follow stupid advice implying to hang yourself, which is one of the worst kinds of deaths. Go with poison, there are many common and highly toxic plants all around, with quick effects (and some of them don't have any antidote, too). Will be painful, but it won't be worse than hanging yourself.


| >>464269 i didnt say that i wouldnt bother anyone, i dont mind if my death inconveniences some ppl, i asked you to tell who it would really bother.
my death will only affect the randos that have to pick up my body, and i doubt that they'll care about me personally dying since its their job
so nobody would be truly bothered
and thanks i didnt think about that method


| >>464308 Carbon Monoxide is effective and painless. Need some car exhaust in an enclosed área, that's it. CO bonds with red blood cells better than oxygen, so even if they try to revive you they can't (maybe with a blood transfusion).

Anyway, point is, if you can't explain why you want to kill yourself so badly, then it's probably not a very good reason.


| >>464309 i could explain why i wanna die, but i just dont want to


| >>464311 talking about it is the best way to work it out. What can it hurt? No one here is able to stop you from doing what you want, but you can be sure that they do care... in an "anon" sort of way....


| >>464308
The guy I talked about in one of my previous messages didn't think that anybody cared, too. Considering that he was the only person I considered my friend at the time, it wasn't really nice to discover he tried to kill himself. But yeah, he thought I hated him or something.
So the fact that you believe nobody cares doesn't mean it's the case. The fact that people are answering your thread also proves that even random people, strangers, care about you.

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