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What's the worst memory of yours?

| So, in what the most embarrassing and awful situations you've been? Feel free to tell.

I have dozens of them. One of the worst happened like a month ago. I was standing at the checkout in a shop, putting goods in my backpack while listening to music in headphones. I was almost ready to go, when suddenly my phone ringed, so I had to plug out my headphones and answer it, while still trying to get my stuff in a backpack with one hand.


| When the call was finished and I was about to leave I unintentionally unlocked my phone, and played GERMAN FUCKING MARCH "LORE LORE LORE" ON A FULL VOLUME.LITERALLY EVERYONE STARTED LOOKING AT ME, AND I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT I COULDN'T TURN OFF THAT DAMN SONG, AND I STILL HADN'T PUT MY STUFF IN A BACKPACK,


| SO AT THE SAME TIME I WAS TRYING TO TURN OFF THE VOLUME AND PUT THE THINGS IN, AND GUESS WHAT? I END UP DROPPING EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT I'D BOUGHT, LOOKING EVEN MORE MISERABLE THAN I HAD BEEN BEFORE.
I WANNA FUCKING DIE JUST REMEMBERING ABOUT THIS FUCKING DAY
....
.....ahem
So, maybe you can tell something from your life, so that I can feel myself not that retarded? Ooor I can tell some more dumb stories. I'm such a socially awkward person, that I have hundreds of them


| i would have been proud of you tbh especially if you were white (because im a cunt)
but really, lore lore is German Volksmusik. the only reason people were probably staring is because you were dropping your stuff.
and on the crowd: a third are retards, a third forgot about it, and a third have it in the far back of their head as useless and uninteresting memory.
really what are they gonna do, show up at your house to debate about it?
you shouldn't care about whatever they think.


| people who mind don't matter and people who matter don't mind


| >>426851
You seem like an interesting guy. The "special" kind.


| >>426868
i don't know if i'm special and i don't really care. at the end of it all i am my own person.
all living things in this world die alone. i don't really need anyone else to tell me how i'm supposed to walk my own path.
so yeah, i might be "special". perhaps i'm retarded. perhaps i'm not. perhaps i'm just some guy.
i just really don't care.
i am.
and that's all, folks...


| Being in an EF5 tornado while our house was destroyed

PTSD is fun


| >>426872
Or maybe, people are telling you how to walk your own path because you obviously don't know how, since you "don't care".
But you obviously won't change, since you are in a self-preservation mentality that will always make you stay as you currently are: wrong.


| >>426887
>you are wrong and i am right
what should i even say to this
get off your high horse and go clean the stables


| >>426982
Boy, I'm not saying that I am right. I'm saying that "I don't care" is the worst kind of mentality you could have. If you dont care about being a real human, at least have the decency to avoid spreading your twisted ideas.


| Welp, when I was creating this thread, I definately didn't expect it to go this way


| My most traumatic memory besides repeating a year in school was sticking my dick into a circular detail in the second floor (of my stairs) and then getting hard enough to be unable to remove it.
I saw my mom down and she wanted to climb up: (HOLY FUCK THIS MEMORY WAS TERRIBLE) somehow I managed to remove it by pulling, but she gave up and my dick was bleeding, I went with panic to the shower and nutted there to make sure I wouldn't have that


| Part inactive anymore, I did it to stimulate my penis, hoping it would return to function some day.
I cleaned the stair, used some lotions, and in 5-7 weeks it became absolutely normal.
I hope I don't have any STD rn


| >>428389 wow that's a bad one

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