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Shittiest stories thread
| Hahahahahahahaha
| I've got something to tell you too. It was just the beginning of a school day, I was sitting in a class during the history lesson, when suddenly I felt a strange feeling in my belly, and I realised one unpleasant thing. The shit was about to leave its storage. I ran up to the toilet as fast as I only could, got into the cabin, finally sat up on a toilet and began relieving my body, when I noticed, that the door lock was broken and I couldn't keep the door closed properly.
| But I wasn't able to stop the pouring shit from my ass. I've got nothing else to do than just hope that I'll finish it up untill someone else enters.The scent was horrible, oblivious even! The shit was just coming and coming without stopping,and when it finally stopped and I was about to leave that damn cabin, some guy walks in, goes right to my cabin and opens it, letting out that devilish concentrated scent into the outer world, and catching me in a really damn shitty position.
| I couldn't say anything to him. He was just standing here in front of me, looking at me with a hollow expression on his face. And when after a couple of seconds, without breaking an eye contact, he closed the door, I was sure, that he was pretty much dead inside at this point. And so was I.
| Welp, that's not that bad as your story, OP, but still, it's a horrible memory for me. Especially because I'm a dumbass with a social anxiety. Uuughh.
Human body and its needs suck.
| >>425203
*pats*
Someday somehow you will be happiest man on the earth. Just believe it and follow your dreams. And leave all this shit behind.
| I once went to Germany and stayed in a town near the Baltic sea. One day I decided to travel to the nearest big city and do some shopping. So I got on the bus and realised I wanted to pee, but I had been sitting quietly all the way up to Rostock. It was raining heavily there. At this point my bladder was under so much pressure that a slight movement would make it burst. And it did burst. But I was wearing black jeans and it was raining. I did the shopping in wet pants safely.
| >>426061
> At this point my bladder was under so much pressure that a slight movement would make it burst.
I couldn't move
| Well shit, it do be like that sometimes huh
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| Few years ago I went home. It was nice sunny day so I wore my white pants.
Suddenly I start feeling like I want to fart. And I found nothing better than fart on the street. There was not a lot of people. But it wasn't fart. My back part of pants start changing color from white to brown but. I cannot stop this no matter how I tried.
After five minutes of shitting my pants I started go home. But it was hard cuz of people around. I tried to hide my ass but I think everyone saw this