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| I wanted
| To eat
| a fucking
| big dick
| But yesterday
| I died.
| rip, g/u/rl
| so I
| came back
| to life
| Just to
| Find out
| my girlfriend
| Getting smashed
| by my.
| childhood bully
| After I
| Grabbed my
| cute inflatable
| Loli sex
| Doll I
| went out
| To the
| Rooftop i
| Committed seppuku.
| But suddenly
| Thought of
| a hamburger
| with cheese
| And I
| changed my
| Windows settings
| to Linux
| I setup
| a VPN
| and realised
| That my
| childhood bully
| Is gay
| Like me
| Then he
| held me
| from my
| big balls
| made of
| Steel. Soon
| i went
| To hell
| Where i
| met hitler
| and kissed
| his mom
| who had
| a massive
| Dick between
| her eyes
| Filled with
| Hopes and
| my cum
| The end
| He said
| With confidence
| while he
| Was staring
| The holocaust
| caused by
| hitler's massive
| Raging boner
| was maybe
| A misunderstanding
| but also
| A rocketlauncher
| That shoots
| explosive dicks
| Towards a
| Little girl's
| angry brother
| without arms
| Or legs
| But with
| metall balls
| Was killed
| in a
| dream. I
| gargle cummies
| To ensure
| the survival
| of my
| big dick
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This morning