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How to die without pain
| same tbh OP
| Just jump off a building, won't feel shit once you hit pavement
| >>421398
You are so, so wrong. The moments before your death while you're jumping are terrifying, agonizing and many people don't die instantly, instead they either painfully and slowly die with crushed bones and ruptured organs or survive to live in awful physical conditions.
Just buy a shotgun and aim for your brain.
| gulping down 15 tablets of sleeping pills with alcohol. Painless.
but don't do it op we love you.
| >>421436 >>421377 oh man, you r describing it like you do it all day long, but i cant disagree with you, it's very painful if you dont die instantly, the best way to die this way is to jump of a very high building head down
| we will probably get banned for all this, pls dont ban me
xD
| >>421453 This is true, most substances and poisons act slowly and painfully. According to certain statistics, the shotgun is one of the most effective and fast ways, but someone will need to clean your mess and getting the weapon may be hard depending on where do you live... I like how Turing suicided by eating an apple poisoned with cyanide, not the fastest way, but the method is kind of aesthetical, or maybe ironic.
| It's unfair that voluntary euthanasia isnt legal, why cant I just go get painlessly put to sleep like they do for pets whose time is up
| >>421377 asphyxiation with inert gases, preferably helium or nitrogen. It is absolutely painless, and the cost is really low.
| Build towards your paradise, your happy life! Let none get in the way of your hedonistic refuge. Then when death comes for you, what does it matter that you rot in the ground? You have won, over and over and over again!
Seriously everyone else posted the painless suicide options and in didn't wanna be a repeat
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