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How do I become friends with a girl?

| I'm very shy, how can I do that?
We both take the same bus and we both smoke. Yesterday I asked her a ciggarete and she was cool with it.

But what I don't know is, how can I become friend with her.


| >>420085
well. just make an excuse for conversation even something stupid like "hey that cigs you gave me are actually pretty good thanks. can you recommend something else?". if you can expand your dialogue even further but don't panic and dont say something awkward (things ppl dont want to talk with almost strangers) or you can actually say something stupid (if you want to be more than friends). but basically just make small talk and try to make topic thatll allow you to talk when


| youll meet her again (for me its usually book she recommend or smth like this). or you can actually ignore any tips and just talk each time you meet. itll be kind of sweet actually and I guess theres nothing wrong with it.


| >>420085
Do the same next time you're on the bus, but instead of asking for cigarette, show her your lunchbox filled to the brim with digimon playing cards. Persuade her to meet her after school at your place where "there's plenty more". Worked last time I pulled that one.


| >>420150 but she likes Pokemon and I dont have any Pokemon cards :(

Da fuck are these captcha?
>bitch sat shore


| The smoking thing is a definite in, get a light from here or something, just try to start a conversation and do what you can.


| >>420150
I always do that when trying to get my hands on younger pray. Works every time.


| >>420186 *prey


| Tell her that you're parents gifted you cigars and ask if she wants to try one. Instead of handing over a cigar, place your erect cock in her hand and tell her to take responsibility for making it like this.


| Answer that isn't stupid here...

Use smoking as an in, and asked to return the favor by giving her a cigarette whether she needs one or not. If you know the brand make sure it's the same one she smokes.


| stop smoking


| >>420304 you could tell her you've decided to quit and need a quitting buddy... then when she tells you she's craving a cig, just tell her you need to fuck to take your mind off it.


| >>420328
Tell her to smoke your dick.


| a good start is not asking a bunch of weebs for advice


|


| >>420374 there's definitely a connection there... just ask Norm!

https://youtu.be/zBmIoUO7_Gc


| Yeah pretty much you have a conversation opener with the cig, tho when you use it it will be kinda weird if you use it again next day.
Also don't go all nice g/u/rl and expect her to be interested in you, maybe she will want to talk maybe not and maybe you can become her friend, maybe not


| talk about stuff


| why the fuck do you want to become friends with a girl


| Next time you meet her smack the cig out of her hand and piss on her to establish dominance


| >>420558 poo flinging from afar can also be highly effective...


| >>420085
Just start with small talk. Ask her what her plans are for the weekend. Ask her where she's going every day that you're both at the same bus stop at the same time. If she's not receptive then take a hit and move on.


| >>4e4942 im approving>>420572 try some and tell us what happened next
>>7d0d5b knew what girls love


| >>420304 basically this
>>420397 and this


| >>420627 why should I stop smoking?


| >>420686
Because it destroys the one thing you truly own. Yourself.


| >>420695
Damn. That's deep.

Seriously though, why does it matter if he smokes or not? Sure, he'll eventually die of lung cancer, but I believe he is aware of that, and it's his choice. Cunt just wants some advice.


| >>420695 you own yourself as long as you play by the rules of society. If not, you will find out very quickly that it doesn't matter what you do, you are not free.


| >>420815 ha.

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