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Assuming minimal resources, how can I most change the world for the better with my suicide

| We're talking maximization of overall net positive change in the world, anywhere up to influence on the global level.

Potential time limit being a month or two. Painless methods (or hiding a painless method first before the delayed application of a more violent one)


| put a grenade up your ass


| The overall net won't change is my guess, but what do i know. Never killed myself


| You won't change the world with that


| That's just silly


| You could suicide bomb some bigwig, but that's it.


| You guys aren't very helpful at helping plan my suicide at all


| >>420017 personally i think bombing a bigwig is a fantastic idea

captcha: whose stud dick


| Ok, so first you become a ruthless dictator.


| >>419900
You're clearly not going to kill yourself if you care that much about the world.


| go on a stabbing spree and then kill yourself putting your head under a train or something. how is this positive??? well it sure is.

see, people will be scared of it happening again and the government or idk organisations for the mentally retarded will put all their efforts to erradicate mental illness so nobody repeats those attacks again. you hurt 10 or 15 but the positive impact goes far beyond


| >>420152
This world is a broken and unfair cycle of chaos that a disgusting genetic mistake like me shpuld not have been born into, but at the very least I could try to make sure that when I leave, something in my wake could make it less broken.

Because the world is not on the track to ever being fixed, nor put on the right path again


| If you're a male who can't mate nor get a job, any method is acceptable so long as your death doesn't end up bothering anyone. My advice is to make it like you never existed in the first place by deleting everything you can delete, paying off whatever debts you have the best way you can, then jumping into an incinerator so that your corpse doesn't frighten anyone or cause traffic jams.


| just put a grenade up your ass dude trust me


| Do it the other way around and create more chaos while you leave, so at least a few people will remember you


| It's is really hard for any person to change the world by itself.
Changing something for good usually takes a lot of time and effort, and if you truly want to improve the world you'll stay alive for a while and try to make the good people at least a little bit happy somehow.


| >>420223
what is the right track, dumbass???

just kill yourself, the fact that you will not be in this world makes it automatically better for everyone

I'll see you on the other side someday


| >>419900 You are a beautiful human being and are more worthy if you don't suicide but continue living your life ^^


| >>420667 teehee


| >>420667
>beautiful
You haven't seen me. If you had, you'd likely understand. Not even to mention the being a broken shut-in parasite.

Meanwhile my death could feasibly accomplish something!


| OMG, OP is taking his life to better the world
Let me tell you, my gurl, you are epic

We need to praise OP for his kind heart and his courageous choices

Thank you


| >>420833
*her

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