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>be me >12 >friend comes to my house >hang out for a bit >I decide to take out my monster dont >friend is surprised of seeing such a huge dick >be me now >17 >Dick is 14 cm.

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| ok sure i guess


| Underage b&


| Underage talking about penis b& for jailbait


| FUCKING STOP PUTTING EVERYTHING IN A TITLE IDIOT


| >>418222 band? What's that?


| >>418274 a band of teens. They're everywhere now


| >>418215 what's a cm? Is that like the tiny European version of inches?


| >>418332
Shush little americuck
Don't you know that statistically speaking Americans have one of the smallest dicks worldwide? Smaller than European and as big as Eurasians?
Maybe that's why you tyranice the world. And have a crazy amount of nationalism.
Because you have nothing else to rely on. (and you have small dicks xd)


| >>418274
>tmw you realize danger/u/ is some folk's first image/text board


| >>418334
And just incase their dicks weren't small enough they make sure to snip off the top just incase.


| >>418334 just because the number is bigger in cm doesn't mean the dick is actually bigger dumdum


| >>418338 yea, because you can't count that extra skin... that's not dick... it's like that mexican guy... all just attempts to cheat because you know you lost.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5241539/Mexican-man-accused-exaggerating-worlds-biggest-penis.html


| >>418334 go bring your shit back to /new/


| >>418332 it is the correction patch for inches, along with the rest of the IS


| >>418467 we're on the stable branch and it's not compatible with our older softwares...


| >>418504 well guess the process to evolution will be hard then


| >>418612 if it works, don't fix it :D


| >>418667 a tv can function with a sexth of it's pixels missing. It works, but badly. The metric system is the fix your tv needed


| Sixth*


| >>418711 yes, but that means 5/6th of the pixels ARE working. Let's be more optimistic, ok?


| Did you fuck after you took it out?


| Danger/u/'s version of green texts. What have we become, a crowd of anons making fake and gay stories. We are better than this danger/u/


| >>419720 fuck off moron.


| >>419724 you're part of the problem too. say something interesting next time.


| >>419766 fuck off you too.


| >>419780 no u?!


| >>419855 */u/

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