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What are some secrets?
| The prolitariat has nothing to lose than their chains.
| People call me the invisible hand of market force, because I kill commies with my bear hands
| Don't say bad things
Say good secrets instead!
| Getting dentures is the secret to an ass shattering blowjob. It allows you to scrub the head of the penis with your soft, bumpy gums.
| These secrets aren't as positive and life-changing as I might have originally hoped...
| Stuffing your anus will give you the most explosive orgasm ever. I personally like putting mashed bananas up there because they're cheap and smell nice.
| There is no meaning to life.
| It takes something like 21 days to form a habit, positive or negative. The hard part of forming a habit isn't the task itself. It's forcing yourself to do it EVERY. DAY. But set realistic goals too, because biting off more than you can chew (100 pushups vs 10 pushups) can discourage you from building that habit.
| Curry is a relatively cheap and easy dish to make, and with proper portion in it can last you for quite awhile. Good If you're trying to save money.
| >>415263
what is a prolitariat
it seems the prole rabble is still fully underwhelming concerning intellectual matters. imagine a country in their hands! shudders.
| >>415584
Hell, this summer I had the wonderful idea to cook 6kg of this.
Had to freeze it, and it lasted 2 months by alternating with other food.
Drawback is it doesn't taste as good when re-heated.
| I wish I could learn the secret to studying and learning
I wish I could learn the secret to successfully practicing
I wish I could be an artist or cute or both but the paths are secret
| >>415815 sounds like you need to learn how to learn
One thing to identify is how you retain information best. I learn best by doing, but sometimes saying info out loud and hearing it works best for abstract info I can't directly work with.
Re: drawing motivation, I would find time to draw stuff I saw, what shapes it was made of, just to pass time.
You could watch drawstreams! Voidburger throws up some doodles on her Youtube channel. What do you wanna learn to draw? Or art, w/e?
| >>415815 it's really important to actually have a passion for the act of doing in w/e genre you like. Like, I sort of wish I was a better drawer too, but I don't really enjoy it so I don't practice much.
Playing fiddle on the other hand, I find fun & so I feel like practicing or playing along with songs all the time. I've notice I've improved a lot just by that.
| >>415629 Freezing food afterm it's been cooked like that does a lot to remove both the nutritional value and it's flavor, though there are some foods that don't follow that. Typically you'll want to refrigerate it, won't last as long but it will taste roughly the same or better depending. Some curry does taste betterm that way!
| >>415834
I just want to learn to draw in general, but the ultimate goal would be to at least be good enough to do commissions on the side or finally do something with the dumb worldbuilding ideas i've mulled over for years and start a webcomic sort of thing.
...But first I need my brain and shoulder and wrist and eyes to all cooperate so I can handle drawing straight lines let alone mentally rotating 3D forms
| >>416006 you could try practicing drawing grids? Freehanding a line that's perfectly straight is pretty hard for me too.
The point i got to was just drawing objects made out of shapes, erasing some lines and drawing more detail until I got what I want.
I never figured out how to make some stuff look 3D on the fly. I don't know. I hope it works out for you though!
| I think canned peaches and salted cream cheese, or, if you're daring, salted cream cheese and goat cheese, is great together in a sandwich.
| I'm gay
| I have a women's tit in my fridge
| *whispers* I dream of killing my pet alot
| Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
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| I probably have some fucked up secrets but dont remember them anymore, because theyve been hidden into my unconsiousness
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| Does anyone know secrets about:
-Weight Loss for shut-ins
-Anime Trivia
-Summoning a Tulpa
-Occult and entities who actually answer prayers
-Getting good at video games
| >>417360
Aerobics, yoga, threadmills, some stairs, less eating unhealthy stuff and more eating stuff like vegetables also water.
Depending of what do you mean with anime trivia
r/tulpas basically first be sure you want one, then follow the guides on that subreddit
There none, why would I interact with human if I'm a occult entities?
Just play it, if it's single player it doesn't matter, multiplayer look for stuff like recoil or patterns on the game or the players
| >>417360
I second checking out tulpa communities. You create, rather than summon. True, strong belief is key.
You ARE the occult entity - you answer your own prayers through force of will. That daemonic force exists deep within you, waiting to be tapped. It is a creative force of change, a very pure essence that at its core is entirely you. Most externalize this force rather than realize it IS them. It defines you more purely, breaks barriers and rewrites reality in subtle ways.
| For some more wholesome random stuff:
Coffee beans are actually a kind of cherry seed.
Colliding black holes explode into gold.
Lemurs piss on their hands, rub their tails with them, and wave them to ward off rivals.
Research on an individual's brain has revealed a neuron that responds exclusively to images of Steve Carell.
Platybelodon. Just Google it.
Generally, monogamy only exists in humans when it is legislated.
Traps are gay.
| Secrets are the root of all good
| Some secrets arent good though
I just have to pray for good secrets
Maybe then someone will have the good secret that will let me fix everything
I want to do good with that good secret but first I have to know it
| I loved my cousin. She is pretty and makes me feel important. Once I told her my feelings. Now I understand that's how avoid pain, I start admiring people because I need to escape from myself
| Sometimes I wish I had never grown a conscience and learned about the world and politics and could have just stayed an ignorant but less depressed hick in a conspiracy-believing fox news family
I wouldn't be me, and I would never truly understand who I am inside, but at least I'd be normal... Maybe even happy.
| >>417933
Fuck the revolution I want to have sex and get married and not be a lonely queer trainwreck
| Joseph Mengele, the lead Nazi doctor during Hitler's rule, once sawed twins in half and stitch their halves together. The abomination was alive, but quickly died due to Mengeles poor stitching.
| One time, I ate so much ass, they almost featured me in 2 girls 1 cup... But I had a dick.
| I have no idea how a healthy peepee is supposed to look like.
| Fuck. That's it.
| After coffe your pee smells like it
| Secret is like coffee, blak
| But I don't drink coffee!
| this
| I learned by accident that you can actually eat roasted cofee beans. Like, crunch, just like that! And it does not taste bad at all!
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Hug for anyone who knows the meaning behind this number.
| I lost my opportunity to be truly happy by just not knowing how to love
| >>418707 i call bullshit
You can learn unless you're a sociopath, and even then, you can mutually exploit each other for a two way relationship.
But it's easier to throw up hands and pretend there's nothing you can do, than to do a lot of hard work on self improvement.
Also, don't be upset just because you don't fall into ~TrUu LoVe~ right away. 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce because people leap before they look and end up in loveless relationships.
Hoping you find what u need.
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| Give some secrets!
They can be simple secrets or helpful secrets or nice secrets.
Maybe everyone can live better if they know more good secrets.