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Tell me what to buy with $30

| I want to be happy and clearly wasting money is the only logical recourse

(Sidenote: I am a lonely NEET without connections and thus can't use it to buy weed)


| 3 grams of weed


| A dildo.


| Coke


| Suicide pill


| Buy two people VA-11 Hall-a


| actually wait 3 it's on sale for 10 bucks a pop on humble bundle


| save it for a rainy day
or go thrifting


| onahole


| A tenth of a Nintendo Switch


|


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| Go to your local store, pick the cheapest product you can find, buy an unreasonable amount


| >>414191 you are a debil


| >>414197 debiru


| Buy Nier:Automata


| good quality doujinshis from japan


| >>414208 ho da fuk pays 4 p0rn?


| Seriously, you should get a prostate milker aneros. since you are a NEET you'll get a lot of pleasure out of it and it will show you pleasure in such intensity you did not know it was possible and melt your mind away for hours


| >>414210
It's $ 49 95 tho :/


| >>414211
You can find cheaper prostate milkers off amazon or any sex toy store


| Well, if you are a NEET, money is hard to come by. I mean... you can go ask your parents for stuff, but you rarely have money just laying around.

So because it's a rare occasion, I suggest you to............... save it. Never know what you need later.


| 30$ worth of things


| Three 10 dollars.


| Put it into Bitcoin.


| >>414196
I like this style. Go with this


| Buy dollars from Zimbabwe. You will get like a million dollars


| >>414171
Rude
>>414174
Have one but too grossed out by my own body to use it
>>414179
Pls tell me where to get one thx
>>414208
I cannot read runes
>>414187
Too icky to clean and hard to hide
>>414220
But that doesnt provide immediate emotional relief
>>414204
I have already played fun pretty dresses and sexy leotards adventure game
>>414191
But Metroid Prime 4 isnt even out yet


| fuck u op


| buy 30 cents from me, you'll get $27.70 of utility from it trust me.


| >>414445

>But thay doesn't provide immmediate emotional relief

Well, from the word that you are using, I think you are already aware that the relief would not last for long. Especially if you spend it at random.

If you don't plan to suicide soon, then saving it and spending it at something that you really want later on would be a much better usr of said 30$.


| A really cheap hooker


| Buy a mask and go talking with people. So they dont have to see your ugly face


| Buy a new pipe.


| A jar of natural unfiltered honey, or a few cans of tomatoes. Versatile food for indoor cooking.


| >>415126
Where are you from that honey is so expensive?
I can get a big char of local honey for 9 Euro in central europe


| >>415134 he said unfiltered. The bees directly spit in jar.


| I wish $30 could buy me a time machine and a pack of condoms so I could give them to my parents


| >>415271 Those condoms shouldn't be too expensive, for the time machine you could start by buying an used microwave.


| >>415422
True, DIY is always cheaper


| Rope.


| Garage sale.
Well maybe not for everyone but I just got a new place and furniture is fucking expensive

Or buy education. Learn to cast your own horrific nightmare dildos! Make bombs and set them up at Capitol Hill! Burn your ex's house down! Practice homeopathic medicine! I believe in you.


| >>415134 I live in Singapore, and now they don't take up the whole 30 dollars either. Maybe like, 10-12ish?


| Buy 30 1$ cups of coffee.

captcha: motes don skeet


| hookers and coke


| pepsi


| a bunch of boulders with your kid


| 2 pinny arcade va11 pins

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