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What is the best way of getting rid of someone?
| Try to start talking about your favourite anime
| >>413286 You have a tiny dick that's why you want to kill her because she's getting fucked by Men with big dicks
| >>413295 as I said, I'm 17. If she will be getting fucked by other men that would be a nice thing because that way I will be able to a divorce.
| Tell your parents that you're gay and immediately start sucking your dad's cock to prove it.
| >>413322 that's not important. I pretty sure that I'll have enough money and people to get me anything that might help.
So what do you recommend?
| If you have enough money for anything just divorce and split it. No need to do anything to her.
| >>ed83c0 I would rather give it away then hurting an innocent girl who has nothing to do with this.
| Learn to live like 70% of the US in a shitty unhappy marridge with no sex at all where both of you hate each other
or learn to stop being a fucking pussy and start standing up for yourself you shitty excuse of a human being, you are 17 and yet you still sit there like a little bitch taking shit from your parents learn to fucking man up
| >>413393 It comes down to this imo. Are you going to hurt someone because you can't stand up to your parents? I don't understand why you have to go along with their wants. If you're old enough to marry you can make your own decisions. You don't need to get rid of anyone if you just say no to your parents. Either way they will be disappointed. At least you won't hurt anyone else if you be honest.
| >>413399 oh. So having a shitty life is a synonym for "maning up" What ever that's supposed to mean.
Every man with shitty life thinks that, this is What a man should do, just because when you were younger you did nothing with your life.
| >>413400 I'm gonna hurt someone because i love my parents. I'm not gonna tell then no, I'm gonna get married and then I'll just kill/drive her crazy.
| >>413412 Won't they be hurt if you divorce? In some way they must if they care for you right? And if you love them, you shouldn't lie to them and pretend its okay. They must be good to you if you care for them so much. They probably don't want to hurt you either by making you marry. Idk maybe this is just my assumption.
| What are your thoughts on my last post. (Just before your last one.)
| >>413423
destination
noun
the place to which someone or something is going or being sent.
Wrong use of destination
Also if you where to actually stand up for yourself you wouldnt let your parents force marridge upon you
| >>413432 they are not forcing anything on me.
Me getting married would just be a huge thank you to them for taking care of me and helping me in every way possible.
That's another problem, most people don't appreciate their parents. They leave them for someone who they met few months ago or just "man up" and wouldn't respect them at all.
| >>413422 didn't see it ;)
No, they won't be sad, they'll be happy that I'm leaving a whore who was cheating on me. And for the rest, I think my post before this one might tell you what i think about them.
| >>413435 and please do tell how would your parents prosper from you marrying someone who you then are going to either kill or divorce
| How about you divorce her and let her keep the money as a thank you for going along with your dumbass plan?
| Lain could you come and clean this toxic shit thread up and maybe report OP to the police while you're at it
| >>413435 so if they're not forcing anything on you why the fuck are you acting like it?
if you don't want to marry, don't marry. it's YOUR LIFE. why are you making such a huge life decision to "thank your parents?" it's retarded in every sense of the word. you can thank them with gifts, money since you're so stingy about giving it to strangers, etc etc. some people man
| >>413442 because I'll marry her.
>>413450 she is not involved in my plan, she's going to die or get crazy.
>>413453 oh c'mon, the only thing that keeps this textboard alive, is toxic shit. Every single bait is made by me and other threads that people post on are "give me your captcha", "2 words story", "I'm lonely" and shit like that. This board needs people like me.
>>413454 I have no problem with marrying someone, I'll enjoy every bit of the sex that we'll have.
| >>413466
>because I'll marry her.
You're not really explaining what your parents are to gain from that
| >>413469 i didn't you moron.
>>413471 they want me to marry someone and I will. How difficult is that to understand?
| >>413472 also don't take me for an idiot I know how a fucking vpn works just because you got called out for switching id's like a little bitch and the turned off your vpn doesn't mean you didn't do it
| >I got bored. See ya.
The basic bitch response of someone who knows he lost the argument
| >i didn't lost any argument.
Perfect english right there
Also what happened with you being quote "bored"
| >>413483 uh!! I remember you, I met you on another bait thread. You did the same thing. You stoped the thread by commenting on the English.
What's up? Can't you just think of something that I won't have an answer to?
| >and It's not me who's trying to change the subject by moving attention to my engrish.
You said that but yet you aren't trying to get back on subject
| >>413437 Hey I'm back for a bit. I guess all I can say is that in my opinion, giving your parents your love and honesty is the best way to thank them. Thats just what I think. You may disagree and thats okay. The only thing I don't find okay is hurting a random girl. She doesn't deserve it. Especially not being killed over this.
| >>413489 i understand what you mean, but I don't care about anyone else then me and my family.
And I think killing her might be the most merciful thing, if you think about how I'm gonna drive her mad.
| >>413496 Okay well I don't think you have to go very extreme. Maybe you could say you haven't found the right girl. Keep doing that. Make it a testament to how much you care about your parents and want to make sure its right. Also, why exactly do they want you to marry so much? Is it to make you happy? Because if so again I think you REALLY truthfully being happy will make them more happy. If I was a parent I would never want my son to be secretly resenting something I wanted.
| The holes in your plot are gaping.
Either that or you're troubled and can't make a clear point. You ask a question. I answer.
What is the best way to get rid of someone ?
You just have to run away, or make them disappear.
One of the two options gets you killed or jailed.
You're not even trying.
| If you really wanted to make your parents happy (by your definition), just find someone to agree to your plan and use the divorce money as payment to them.
You said money isn't an issue, so just think of it as spending it towards your parent's happiness.
| There are thousands of hitmen on the deepweb , just pick one .
| Can you send the corpse as a gift to your parents after you killed her?
| ever think about what your future wife will go through if u really will 'get rid' of her?
| I think op gave up because he knows he can't win this thread
| >>413837
I don't get it. If money isn't an issue, why are you so admandant on not paying someone to perform a service that would make your parents happy?
Why is risking jail time by doing murder more preferable to you than spending money?
Considering you're 17 and in school, I'm guessing that money IS the issue.
| >>413864 money isn't an issue, I just don't want to give my money to others. That money is to stasify my needs.
Btw I'm a freelance programmer. And had a real job during this summer.
| Treat your wife to tmi about all you real or contrived awkward & insufferable fetishes, followed by strutting around the house while masturbating on a regular basis & being overly demanding in every respect. Remember also to regulalry mention how sexy other women are in front of her. Spare no opportunity to make her feel put upon. Eventually she'll have had enough of your shit.
| Are you people just playing along or actually falling for this?
| How is this still up?
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| Not necessarily by killing them but those recommendations are welcomed.
I was thinking about using mercury on my future wife, what do you think.
I'm not gonna get married anytime soon, I'm 17. I just don't like people in my safe space.
My parents want me to get married.