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Can you make a story from your captcha?
| flame claps
| power munro judas
| Captcha: laser tie green
Every day in town, I see this business guy walking around with a green tie
One unlucky day, they build those lasers in town, that would only shoot when sensoring green ties (the mayor hated green ties) and the poor business guy walked right past it
The laser just barely missed him, but I never saw him again wearing green ties
| Captcha: job pea yeats
Sometimes I get non-words =°•°=
| ammo epcot tao (I'm gonna take epcot tao as apricot tea)
One day I was drunk with my friends, and one of my friend's friend was a vegan cunt, that apparently was addicted to apricot tea.
She wouldn't shut up about veganism since she was also drunk, so we decided to sneak in a 9mm bullet inside her tea.
| bach hires waifs
what a nice guy =)
| Cheat Jed Shoon
Jed Shoon has found out that his wife cheated on him.
| Views quoth sear
"Crank up the views, I sear this bitch alive for science," quoth he, firmly maintaining the dead body's face on the frying pan, "and ain't no one wanna miss on good ol' science, huh?"
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