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Hello there!
| Are you actually General Kenobi? And cheer up, you can at least get full dick contact at any time. Good luck with turning +1 into 'full adult life' only to realize your days are numbered chummer.
| Ah come on gurl, can't be that bad.
If bad comes to worst, you can always hire a prostitute
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| General kenobi.
Jokes aside I'm turning 22 in a few days and today I was happy about a girl's bare arm touching my bare arm during a minibus trip to college because that's about the only physical contact I'll have with a female.
Oh wait, my life and this thread are a joke so they're not aside.