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Tell me a bedtime story, g/u/rls
| once upon a time, there was a little tiny white dick with a big wallet, his wallet was the source of his life. ALL of his friends, his wife, his food, and even his happiness came from this wallet. But one night a big black dick came up to him and stole his wallet, and since the white dick didnt believe in insurance, there wasn't anything he could do avout it. His life began to fall apart, he lost everything he had ever worked up too, one...
| ... night he walked into his apartment to find the same black dick that robed him was fucking his wife all be cause he had his wallet. So that night he decided that instead of the wallet controling his life, that he would control it, and he killed himself, that dick put a 9mm bullet straight through his fucking urethra. so with the dick legal dead, the walket was useless so the black dick tossed it and went back to slinging crack at dice games,
moral:dont move to New york city
| Fuck no I ain't going back to my ddlg days
| Here a touching story: once upon a time you die, and i lived happily ever after.
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| Holy hecc the edgy teens are everywhere
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