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What would you do in the Purge?
| Jaywalking
| Desperately hide and spend a hellish 24 hrs hoping to not be found by anyone.
| commit tax fraud
| Why do people fantasize about this?
| Seek out traps in my area and terminate their boypussy and suck their dick.
| >>405102
B/C they all fantasize about killing indiscriminately but fail to recognize that they will likely be one of the first ones killed on the first day of the Purge.
| Bait and trap the killers. Don't matter if I succeed.
| Post memes
| "Borrow" a shotgun and wait it out.
| rob a bank tbh. gotta pay rent somehow
| High stakes haunted house.
You wanna rob me? Well watch out for the chainsaw maniac, and the self driving murder car, and the twine rigged guns in every hallway, and the strung up corpses of all your friends!
Also, high quality rips of Halloween music. The ride never ends.
Sure it's unrealistic. But as long as we're all fantasizing...
| Have 24 hours worth of wild sex with my bf
| Steal credit card info of as many people as possible.
| Make a shit ton of snuff films.
| Hold hands
| Go to /tech/ and post good things about windows
| I feel like lots of ppl would be more rapey than killy in a real purge
| Wouldn't a purge be followed by a revenge purge? And nobody would accept a known killer/rapist during the purges as a friend or worker, doesn't seem like it'd work.
That being said,I'd go with exhibitionism.Carrying a gun in case I need it of course. It'd be sort of thrilling and it doesn't make anyone (physically) hurt.
| Steal office supplies and probably kill my coworker Dennis for being Dennis
| kidnap people and attempt to create genetically engineered cat girls
| Walk around naked and allow anybody who desires to fuck me do so
Then I may actually lose my virginity
| Use swear words
| i would RAPE until i could RAPE no more
| Pirate ALL the games...
Even VA-11 Hall-A
| Hug the g/u/rl below
| Thanks
| Hug the g/u/rl above
| Quad hugs!
| Hugging Frenzy!
| Danger/u/ the only place where a thread about illegal doings turns into a hugging frenzy
| >>410293 well, are you legal? Because if you are not, I sure know what I will be doing in the purge *wink* *wink*
| just chill out, maybe steal something like abunch of chips, Ooo, and chocolate milk. i live in a gid damn shit hole so i dont really have to worry about break ins
| Probably die, I'm sure I've pissed off someone insane enough to actually kill me at this point
| WOULD WANT to do: Ritualistic slaughter of the Cheeto-Fuhrer, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell, and Paul Ryan on the steps of the capitol like the hogs they are and push this country just a little bit closer to a utopian future
WOULD END UP doing: hiding alone in my room with some knives and making no noise
| >>410580 one time a friend of mine tried to type *bites lip seductively* while talking to someone else and instead wrote *eats teeth seductively* thanks for reminding me
| I'd fuck a lot
I'm a trap btw
| Wear panties on my face
| Squat with my heels up
| Wear rainbow panties on my face and then show up to my parents and say "IM GAY!!!"
| Test
| How is this thread still alive?
| Sneak steal and escape
| >>411924 hey, uhhh *avoids eye contact nervously* would you like a very long hug? I kinda need one now..
| Probably get mugged, raped and then killed :(
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