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New 2 word story thread lets go g/u/rls
| A time
| Calamitous whoredom
| Was found
| A mysterious
| Disease of
| Communist citizens.
| This disease
| had spread
| to the
| Mysterious town
| where people
| Poop themselves
| when they're
| to fight
| the cruel
| Radioactive octopus
| But then
| that tyrannizes
| Damn. Good old times...
| West Virginia
| But then
| A hero
| dies shamefully
| Of Sawcon
| Trying to
| rape his
Captcha embed worst touts
| tight ass
| But he
| Was unable
| cum hard
| His friend
| his ass,
| His life
| her dicc
| and all
| With poop
| that's nasty
| as fuck
| Awwwwww shit!
| Why does
| this always
| Have to
| Devolve rapidly
| into such
| Lovely end
| Such faggotry
| Such such
| Gay shit
| Much sex
| is necessary
| To understand
| The inner
| works of
| The EU
| .Which is
| Why we
| need to
| Fuck a
| Suspiciously looking
| loli. Suddenly
| Loli army
| appears and
| bukkake happens
| as usual
| I my
| hat pants
| But then
| Loli commander
| Wow this kind of stuff is boring and braindead af. Please stop gurls...
| Shut up about lolis, traps and other dead memes dangeru oh my god please just shut up especially russians jusy leaev
| Started to
| >>405886 >>405890 lol wtf are you talking about. Ive been here for a year and I've definitely noticed the constant increase of both dumb 4chan manchildren and n-....normies.
| >>405898 bitch. Unlike you all I'm an actual longtime fan of va11halla. Hearing of this place for the first time made me mesmerized as hell, because its ...danger/u/ in real!?
| >>405898 do not act like you know shit of this place when I probably know way much more. Ive always been lurking. I always will. I love va11halla. So much.
| anyone who's been around for a year should know its impolite to derail a thread with metadiscussion
>>405892
slip from
| >>405910 it is. It is. I'm sorry, today I've been way too pissed off about everything. Just continue the thread if its possible in any way, I feel bad for possibly ruining peoples fun. Just don't lewds loli. Good night im sleep.
| hands moved
| to reach
| for hers.
| But she
| Picked up
| Loli dung
| she then
| Started to
| chew and
| Bite on
| A tiny
| Tyrone boy
| With a
| loving passion.
| For big
| and small
| Trombone, she
| Blows slowly
| on the
| Cute little
| Wiener boy
| Who is
| Highly addicted
| To handholding
| >>406291 aww that's so sweet, I'm sorry I really had to say that. How cute will that sound if someone says it out loud :3
| >>406297
>grabs random hand.
>gets puzzlingly stared at
Hum... I'm sorry, but I'm terribly addicted to handholding... I meant no harm... (╥﹏╥)
| and proceeds
| to fucking
| a really
| cute loli.
| which was
| Terribly illegal
| who fired
| Donald Duck
| From MacDonald
| To KFC
| and then
| Suplexed a
| Madg/u/rl into
| another loli
| And another
| loli and
| Another one
| Are going
| Move towards
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