Negroid: big dicks and low IQ. A race which brings their tribal roots with them wherever they go. +2 STR, -2 INT. Favored terrain: Jungle.
Slavic: drinks vodka and fucks kids. A foolhardy people who will do anything if they can get away with it. +2 CON, -2 WIS. Favored terrain: Tundra.
Asian: squinty eyes and eats dogs. By eating man's best friend, their intellect is absorbed. +2 INT, -2 DEX. Favored terrain: Urban.
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Indian: wants to date you on facebook and can levitate. The poor nation but everyone still wants to have ten children. +2 VIT, -2 ATT. Favored terrain: Streets.
Post number #403906, ID: 0543fa
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hi again anon-e
Post number #403919, ID: 14de63
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I'm getting pretty sick of the casual racism. I hate how normalized it's become.
Post number #403977, ID: 6da37a
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>>403919 say this kind of stuff in any other mainstream social site and youre gonna get lynched. This kind of stuff isn’t normalized in anyway
Post number #404002, ID: b8a9ab
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American (native): actually quite rare, have a very deep sense of sorrow and loss that stretches across generations, rampant alcoholism due to nearly no economic opportunities in most of their current ranges
American (white): loudmouths with a rapidly expanding waistline, unearned privilege is intrinsically part of their identity, will hurt themselves and their country rather than let a black person have anything nice.
Post number #404036, ID: 9274d8
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>>404002 Landwhale: colorful top and pungent fish smell. Unlike regular whales which uses sonic echoes to communicate, these uses echo chambers. +4 CON, -2 AGI, -2 CHR. Racial traits: Tenacity, Hivemind. Special skill: Rant. Prefered terrain: Deep sea.
Post number #404051, ID: 0a4225
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Don't bump the bait
Post number #404123, ID: 9274d8
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OP here. I'm interested in what's known as 'bait'. After the recent drama, threads that attract a lot of negative responses get shut down. I don't really care what the mods plan to do anymore, but I do wonder where they intend to draw the line. I made this thread because racist threads were being shut down, so I decided to have fun and make my own, with a little bit of humor in it. There's no vitriol here. This may be 'bait', but is it bad? How safe do they plan to make this place?
To be honest I didn't bother closing this thread because I wanted to see where it would go. It comes off as racist at first, and obviously it is, but it could have also been used for great self parody of just about everyone, e.g. make an entry for every race.
It appears that some people have done just that, but, probably because the other threads were just pointlessly inflammatory, and so recent, any possibility for satire this thread could have potentially had just kinda falls flat. Well, almost. I could tell you were trying to be funny about it.
To answer your question, there's no way to gauge "how" safe or "free" the board will be here on out. Pref already stated that he doesn't want a 4chan or Reddit, and the mods agree. How we go about finding the balance is a matter of feeling things out, as corny as that sounds.
Post number #404130, ID: 102cf4
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Not gonna lie, now I'm imagining a RPG where you play as exaggerations of racial/national stereotypes and the game changes and evolves based on what country you start in. There is a certain tabletop RPG that tried using this sort of humor, but the reason it failed was because it was an actual racist passing himself off as funny, instead of people of that race making fun of themselves.
Hey, imagine if you got people from every demographic here in danger/u/ to create a "class" based on their own stereotypes. Call it "dangers & burgs" or something.
Post number #404134, ID: 9274d8
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>>404128 >Imma just call you Color Mod now since I still have no idea who you are.
Color Mod being as real as always. Arigato. Also, as if having color font isn't enough, you manage to break the 500 char limit. Damn you. >:-(
>>404130 Dangers & Burgs sounds awesome. I'll get to work on it right away.
Sounds good, my g/u/rl. And yeah, I apologize for how stressful things have been lately, do feel free to ask if you have any questions in the future.
Post number #404170, ID: 3458a4
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I read that like different voices of a collegial mind
Post number #404174, ID: aaa8a7
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>what is considered a race tho...?
Post number #404176, ID: 2b0b7d
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Wholesome af.
Post number #404229, ID: e7bb2d
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>>403919 I'm getting pretty sick of the casual race-mixing, I hate how normalized it's become.
Post number #404245, ID: 14de63
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>>404229 Race isn't a real thing anyways, it's just labeling a cluster of regional phenotypical tendencies. The genetic differences between different races is minute, and often there can be larger differences among members of the same race, then between different races.
Post number #404253, ID: f888ea
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>>404245 >Race isn't a real thing anyways >The genetic differences between different races is minute as expected from the so-called progressives. by the way, take a look at ethnically-sorted crime statistics, i'm sure you'll have a blast.
Post number #404265, ID: 54551f
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>>404253 blah blah Ockham's razor blah blah Historical materialism something
Basically we can see differences between different humans but we mixed to much to draw any lines between people. And even those differences that we see aren't enough to make sub groups. And this here comes from a commie who likes the idea of races. Sadly enough it doesn't make any sense.
Post number #404267, ID: 54551f
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Why are the Jews more intelligent and rich? Because since the middle ages some of them inherent wealth, educate their children and inherent them more wealth.
Post number #404268, ID: 54551f
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Why are blacks so stupid and criminal in the US? Because they couldn't own property for a long time and are now at a disadvantage economically speaking. When both parents have to work all day, they can't educate the children after work. When they don't earn enough money they can't hire a nanny to look after their children. If children get neckleted or not looked after that much, they can't reach their possible potential. Which in turn continues this vicious circle.
Post number #404290, ID: 9274d8
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Inb4 this thread gets closed too.
Post number #404309, ID: 14de63
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>>404253 Yeah, yeah. Look at crime rates sorted by socioeconomic status, clearly poor people are genetically conditioned to be criminals.
Post number #404334, ID: aaa8a7
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>>404290 Help me come up with some stereotypes for Frenchies plz I need some attributes and stats...
Post number #404406, ID: 9274d8
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>>404334 Frenchies are kinda a subrace of the Germanic people, which is usually what we think of when we say Europeans. Their racial traits should def be Eye for Finer Foods and White Standard, which unlocks their special skill Surrender.
Post number #404557, ID: 09ca3b
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>>404406 Yea, I got some okay specs I guess...
Post number #404559, ID: b8a9ab
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FFS, can we close this racist thread already?
Post number #404609, ID: a7d0e2
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>>403851 -2 DEX? Hoe please. I'm definitely -2 CON if anything.
Post number #404611, ID: a7d0e2
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Also if someone rolls a mixed race character with an unholy slew of flaws at creation, you know for a fact that their player is a power gaming fuck or really didn't think the build through.
Goddammit socjustyn420-faketumblrname, I thought I banned xir from my roll20 games...
Post number #404740, ID: f7117b
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>>404609 Asians have the Binocular Vision racial trait, which basically means they have farsightedness, hence -2 DEX, but that also means +1 Perception roll check.
Post number #404754, ID: 14de63
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I'm gonna roll a quintracial pansexual monk, and you can't stop me >>a7d0e2 .
Post number #404882, ID: 9e99bc
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>>404334>>403896 once again good threads bring us together
Post number #404915, ID: 29fef4
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>>404882 You bet, g/u/rl!
Post number #404997, ID: 45a624
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>>404754 as your GM yes I will homo
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Negroid: big dicks and low IQ. A race which brings their tribal roots with them wherever they go. +2 STR, -2 INT. Favored terrain: Jungle.
Slavic: drinks vodka and fucks kids. A foolhardy people who will do anything if they can get away with it. +2 CON, -2 WIS. Favored terrain: Tundra.
Asian: squinty eyes and eats dogs. By eating man's best friend, their intellect is absorbed. +2 INT, -2 DEX. Favored terrain: Urban.