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I have found that you can be non-sexually aroused by certain things. Let me explain:
| uh
| I always love it when they stand up after they finished, allowing me to inspect their final product. Most of the time I stick my hands in the bowl and play with their defecation, squeezing the turds like Play-Doh.
Another thing that gets me excited is people who are sick. I always love it when I notice someone vomit. It’s especially a treat for me when they vomit in a fresh trash can.
| how much money is changing hands here?
| I always offer to take their trash out but I can’t help but quickly grab a straw and slip it into their bag and suck up their vomit. I also can’t forget people with extremely runny noses. I wait for them to get done blowing their nose and when their not looking I grab the used tissues and run to the bathroom. TherecI put each wadded up tissue in my mouth and let it soak in my saliva. I have found that fresh snot has many different flavors depending on what person it came from.
| can we commit genocide
>captcha says nut
| Here’s another one for instance. When I was in college I played football, and after each game we would go back into the locker room to shower. After showering, some of the other Chads would clip their toenails. A few of them had some hang nails, but it didn’t phase me. I would always be the last one out of the locker room for a reason. I would stay back and play with the fresh toenail clippings.
| Fuck you for remibding me that disturbing people like you exist and making me want to kill myself somehow even more. Im begging you to seek help. Do you not understand that you have hit the absolute lowest of the low. There is absolutely nothing pure about you. Youre lower than any animal, youre acting completely against normal instincts. Please leave dangeru and PLEASE dobt EVER make ANY physical contact with ANYTHING again. Go back to the garbage dump that is /r9k/ or something.
| Just dont ever touch anything with your hands filled with literal shit anymore. Please wash yourself. How rhe hell can you live like this. Youre hurting not only yourself but also everyone else with everything you do.
| That didn't explain it at all
| Lastly, due to my job I’m on my feet all the time, which causes extreme callus on the bottom of my feet. This is why I bought a callus scraper. I always wait for the callus to build up, and then I order pizza. Before I eat, I proceed to use the scraper and scrape off the callus onto the pizza, making it a great substitute for parmesan cheese. In fact, I highly recommend it, because 1) it allows your feet to feel amazing and 2) the callus powder on the pizza tastes great.
| Again, it is possible to be non-sexually aroused by certain things, you just have to experiment with your interests.
And that explains it all. Thanks for reading, u sicc fuccs.
| eugh
| >>403546
Look, it's not my fault that your little mind isn't able to accept that others have alternative lifestyles. Expand your mind and learn that your way of life isn't the only option, buckaroo.
| >>403513
Varies, but usually it's maybe $50-$85 for guys, typically the fatter they are, the cheaper they are. Women cost a lot more, I've never had a lady-type accept less than $400. As you may imagine, most of my shitwatching are fat men.
I do have really good luck with traps tho. Sometimes they even do it for free.
| What in the hell did I just read
| >>403582
Absolutely. Am a walking, talking shitbag. Full of my own shit, the shit of others and I was even once witness to a shitty shitty gangbang.
| Im starting to feel/hope that this is bait. But its some uhh... rather strange bait.
| AAAH AAAAH I READ THE STRAW PART AAAH
SOME ONE HELP ME!
| >>403589
If it helps, I have a really nice reusable HDPE straw that came from some bubble tea that I got at a pho restaurant in Portland.
You can be a pukesucker *and* care about plastic waste in the environment.
| >>403583
You read what might well be an awakening. Sure, you think it's gross and reprehensive at first. I get that.
But as you go on your day, the thought creeps into your mind. Is it actually that good? What's it like? Pretty soon you find yourself playing with your own shit. Then that's not good enough and you find yourself getting $20's from an ATM and then you spend minutes in front of Walmart, waiting for the right fat fucc...
| >>403599
Remember, shit is our planet's #1 renewable resource. We literally make more than we can handle. Shit, there's an unlimited supply of animal shit too. If you think about it, the oxygen we breathe is mostly cyanobacteria and tree shit.
You see, your fetishes can be good for mother earth.
| >>403602 fuck off to hell you pathetic evil bastard. I dont care if this is bait or not. you are saying youre a 44 year old tryibg to encourage others to eat vomit on a site mostly consisting of teenagers
| Dont you EVER think normal people would get on your demonic level. You really, REALLY think anyone whos not completely insane would ever be intrigued by such digusting things? There is seriously nothing exciting about shit or vomit. Its literally WASTE. get it. WASTE??? Not even when humans were completely uncivilized cavemen, would they ever have thought of just like that playing with their *WASTE*
| >>403607
You say that as though teens aren't already looking up scat and other fecal fetishes. They already know about shit that would even make me vomit (and subsequently slurp up said vomit).
I may be old, but I'm teaching the youth a valuable lesson about the depth and breadth of various alternative lifestyles and that what goes on between consenting adults is their own business. This is a life lesson about consent.
| >>403610
Clearly you've never been to the zoo and seen chimps/bonobos (who are 99.8% genetically identical to us). Great Apes always be tossing their shit. It's a behavioral hallmark of the entire Homininae subfamily.
| >>403620 Have you MAYBE CONSIDERED that they throw their shit because they're ANGRY? Because surprise surprise, no-one WANTS to have shit thrown at them. Fucking retard. They're not *interested* in the feces, they just wanna piss off their enemies.
| I told you you're worse than any animal. Even batshit crazy apes don't want feces near them.
| Angry burg
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| It started with me being in the stall, watching people shit. I normally stand outside Walmart, asking people if they have to defecate. When I find someone willing, I pay them and we go to a stall. I don’t know what it is, watching someone defecate and being in extremely close proximity gets me really excited. Now it always gets a little giggly when they sometimes let rip those cute little muffled toilet farts.